carl satan
@mattaklap.bsky.social
I teach revolution, and not just to my cat.
This account is largely concerned with hobbits
This account is largely concerned with hobbits
how does Ron McLean not know how to say wunderkind, his job is talking
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
how does Ron McLean not know how to say wunderkind, his job is talking
No no keep putting Stanley and Schenn out vs Connor
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
No no keep putting Stanley and Schenn out vs Connor
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
the Kraken are like mid-aughts Minnesota wild level of boring
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the Kraken are like mid-aughts Minnesota wild level of boring
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Eye on the ball folks! It seems the pipeline piece may well be a distraction. While a pipeline remains very unlikely, the practical impact of this deal are all the immediate concessions to oil & gas industry & the federal abandonment of core climate policies.
www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/n...
www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/n...
BREAKING: Alberta gets its way in deal with Ottawa
A newly signed memorandum of understanding gives Alberta almost its entire list of demands, from the removal of regulations to the fast-tracking of a pipeline.
www.nationalobserver.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Eye on the ball folks! It seems the pipeline piece may well be a distraction. While a pipeline remains very unlikely, the practical impact of this deal are all the immediate concessions to oil & gas industry & the federal abandonment of core climate policies.
www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/n...
www.nationalobserver.com/2025/11/27/n...
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Giving Alberta an exemption to the Clean Electricity Standard means the policy is DOA.
There’s no way SK isn’t asking for the same thing, as they restart coal plants.
One Canadian economy? Nope. Likely scenario is no electricity regs at all, meaning we’re back to Harper-era policy.
There’s no way SK isn’t asking for the same thing, as they restart coal plants.
One Canadian economy? Nope. Likely scenario is no electricity regs at all, meaning we’re back to Harper-era policy.
Today’s MOU between the federal government and Alberta risks unravelling Canada’s climate policy. Read our full statement ⬇️
climateinstitute.ca/news/mou-alb...
climateinstitute.ca/news/mou-alb...
Federal-Alberta MOU risks unravelling Canada’s climate policy
While promised improvements to industrial carbon pricing are positive and important, other aspects of Alberta-Canada MOU will undermine policy effectiveness across the country.
climateinstitute.ca
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Giving Alberta an exemption to the Clean Electricity Standard means the policy is DOA.
There’s no way SK isn’t asking for the same thing, as they restart coal plants.
One Canadian economy? Nope. Likely scenario is no electricity regs at all, meaning we’re back to Harper-era policy.
There’s no way SK isn’t asking for the same thing, as they restart coal plants.
One Canadian economy? Nope. Likely scenario is no electricity regs at all, meaning we’re back to Harper-era policy.
Pretty surprising that stan bowman is ignoring a major issue repeatedly brought to his attention
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pretty surprising that stan bowman is ignoring a major issue repeatedly brought to his attention
you can't tell me ostrich convoy is an actual thing happening and not a King Crimson album
Leaders of Canada’s newest convoy worry police are trying to sabotage a nationwide protest avenging a flock of dead ostriches
Ostrich Convoy organizers say they are at ‘war’ with the federal government, but insist they will remain ‘peaceful’
Ostrich Convoy organizers say they are at ‘war’ with the federal government, but insist they will remain ‘peaceful’
Leaders of Canada’s Newest Convoy Worry Police Are Trying to Sabotage a Nationwide Protest Avenging a Flock of Dead Ostriches
Convoy organizers say they are at ‘war’ with food inspectors and the federal government, but insist they will remain ‘peaceful’
pressprogress.ca
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
you can't tell me ostrich convoy is an actual thing happening and not a King Crimson album
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‘We need a mass program of deshittification’.
Terrific & wide-ranging interview here between @christoaivalis.bsky.social & @avilewis.ca covering public ownership, affordability & rebuilding the party’s connection to working people. 👇
canadiandimension.com/articles/vie...
Terrific & wide-ranging interview here between @christoaivalis.bsky.social & @avilewis.ca covering public ownership, affordability & rebuilding the party’s connection to working people. 👇
canadiandimension.com/articles/vie...
‘We need a mass program of deshittification’: Avi Lewis on rebuilding Canada’s public services
In a wide-ranging interview with Christo Aivalis, NDP leadership candidate Avi Lewis outlines his vision for Canada, advocating bold public ownership, stronger public services, and economic sovereignt...
canadiandimension.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
‘We need a mass program of deshittification’.
Terrific & wide-ranging interview here between @christoaivalis.bsky.social & @avilewis.ca covering public ownership, affordability & rebuilding the party’s connection to working people. 👇
canadiandimension.com/articles/vie...
Terrific & wide-ranging interview here between @christoaivalis.bsky.social & @avilewis.ca covering public ownership, affordability & rebuilding the party’s connection to working people. 👇
canadiandimension.com/articles/vie...
as I recall the protagonist is a Filipino guy named Juan trying to gain citizenship...
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
as I recall the protagonist is a Filipino guy named Juan trying to gain citizenship...
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I see the oilers still don't have any goaltending, makes sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I see the oilers still don't have any goaltending, makes sense
I'm begging Guillermo to make a different movie just once
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm begging Guillermo to make a different movie just once
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They will honor him by always making sure they have at least one shitty, virulent homophobe on the roster.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
They will honor him by always making sure they have at least one shitty, virulent homophobe on the roster.
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Sharia Law is now legal in the city of New York
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Sharia Law is now legal in the city of New York
Canadians only post: how did Red Green get so racist?
oh right
Matt Walsh: “Every time a Black woman is in any kind of professional position, we have to — like, how did she get that job?”
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Canadians only post: how did Red Green get so racist?
has america decided to go communist or cuomunist
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
has america decided to go communist or cuomunist
can't wait to find out the president of new york
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
can't wait to find out the president of new york
did the oilers get a good goalie yet? no? alas
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
did the oilers get a good goalie yet? no? alas
The gym is playing the November tragedy of last night in infinite loop and I am having the saddest workout ever
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The gym is playing the November tragedy of last night in infinite loop and I am having the saddest workout ever
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Look your options are see something amazing happen or have your dreams crushed and you have no control
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look your options are see something amazing happen or have your dreams crushed and you have no control
just curious about when satan is going to show up for Dave Robert's soul
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
just curious about when satan is going to show up for Dave Robert's soul