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carl satan
@mattaklap.bsky.social
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I teach revolution, and not just to my cat. This account is largely concerned with hobbits
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Finally shaved those sideburns
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The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
Look your options are see something amazing happen or have your dreams crushed and you have no control
was bryce miller cursed to forever look like the sad cat meme
Bryce has a note saying he can go home early
jays getting BABIPed straight to hell
I find he is as reasonably okay as a broadcaster as he was a shortstop
Max gonna throw 130 pitches tonight
even the giant ass couldn't stop that one, goes to show you
I guess we will all have to thank the nations secretly developing space-based anti-satellite weaponry soon
no reason for Little to throw a fastball there to a righty
well his bookies win either way
man the Canucks are just a pathetic team
we all certainly tuned in to watch Tyler Myers destroy the best player in the league's scrotum
They're trying to unpretty my sweet boy
tony sauce adds a nail to the casket
thanks for the free run aaron boone