5.) While they might lay more than one egg, they will only take care of the strongest one. Which will usually bully and kill any siblings.

Shoebills KNOW they are dinosaurs and they refuse to let anyone forget it.

If you tell your employee not to smoke around the kerosene tanks and every time you walk outside they're smoking around the kerosene tanks, you'd fire their ass.

So why do members of congress get a pass?