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Idk man
Finally lost enough weight to wear the Viagra Boys shirt I bought like 2 years ago. Just in time for the show tonight 🤘
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A deeply unpopular regime grows more brazen and opulent as its population experiences increasing food insecurity.

I wonder if there's any historical precedent for what might happen next 🤔
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
7pm: I still have to clean the kitchen, get 2 kids bathed, scoop the litter boxes, feed the cats, take out the trash and roll the bins down to the street.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yeah, having lived my entire life in the South, strong agree
October 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
every day is like
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
All we need is one heroic sousaphone player . . .
October 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm gonna be the first person to die of the Dingus strain
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Exhausted surgeon steps into the waiting room and somberly removes his mask.

"I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but I'm afraid she has Terminal Yggy Brain."
October 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me queueing up a bunch of code reviews after everyone on my team got access to Cursor
October 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Didn't there used to be *good* college football games on Thursday night, or is that some kind of Bernstein false memory?
October 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They are so lost. I just want to shake them.
October 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Exhibit A

Just absolutely gobsmacked by how wrongheaded this is.
October 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Turn this off in Account Settings
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My apologies to Naomi and Kevin.
September 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Go fash, lose cash
September 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Pressed today (with no pain!!!) for the first time since my shoulder injury 6 weeks ago.

It's a teeny tiny baby step, but that's how all worthwhile things start.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There was a rainbow!
September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Had a great day in Piedmont Park
September 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Spotting @kelseabondatl.bsky.social signs in the wild hell yeah!
September 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pixies!
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You got no fear of the underdog
That's why you will not survive
September 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM