Matt Stocum
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Matt Stocum
@matt.stocum.us
Worth noting that in the first tweet, he only mentioned the FBI. In the second, he says the campus police made the mistake.
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Assuming this is the price for him not switching to Republican.
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh my gosh! Bill Clinton!?!?!
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
Alt: Jeremy Clarkson saying, "Oh no! Anyway," indicating faux concern.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My mom freezes milk.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I mean, it was always a when, but it's starting to feel like it will be sooner rather than later.
two men standing next to each other with the words " when will then be now " on the bottom
Alt: Spaceballs clip with Dark Helmet asking, "when will then be now?" Colonel Sanders, replies with "soon."
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December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
So nice to see someone finally willing to take on Big Pencil!
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
His Truth Social posts are basically the equivalent of my 5-year-old throwing a temper tantrum, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. The biggest difference is she has parents who will hold her when she wants it. Trump is chasing the hug from his dad he’ll never get.
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
All they accomplished was paying money to their sign vendor and pulling someone in facilities off of doing real work. But uhm, I guess us liberals sure got owned?
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I really think he's being "honest" when he talks about tariffs. I think he believes that the exporting country pays the tariff, and that trade deficits represent actual lost money. He's a profoundly ignorant man surrounded by people who constantly tell him how great his farts smell.
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There’s also the very simple fact that breast feeding doesn’t always work due to any number of circumstances. My oldest likely would not be alive if not for formula. Fed is best.
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Reposted by Matt Stocum
the idea that a handful of conservative legal scholars have an understanding that should supersede a settlement affirmed my generations of american is astoundingly arrogant, and the idea that trump — or any president — can unilaterally overturn that settlement is just despotism
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM