MatrixMushroom
@matrixmushroom.bsky.social
Okay, the squirrel is going to make a history check-
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Okay, the squirrel is going to make a history check-
"Ma'am, if you dont want so many golems, please stop pressing the golem button"
"Frick you! I'll press whatever buttons I want" *sounds of being killed by a golem*
god I hate working in IT
"Frick you! I'll press whatever buttons I want" *sounds of being killed by a golem*
god I hate working in IT
August 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"Ma'am, if you dont want so many golems, please stop pressing the golem button"
"Frick you! I'll press whatever buttons I want" *sounds of being killed by a golem*
god I hate working in IT
"Frick you! I'll press whatever buttons I want" *sounds of being killed by a golem*
god I hate working in IT
Cool bug fact's:
You deserve every ounce of support you've recieved in your life, and you only owe back for it whatever you agreed to.
You deserve every ounce of support you've recieved in your life, and you only owe back for it whatever you agreed to.
May 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Cool bug fact's:
You deserve every ounce of support you've recieved in your life, and you only owe back for it whatever you agreed to.
You deserve every ounce of support you've recieved in your life, and you only owe back for it whatever you agreed to.
How often do you think about death?
Death never thinks about you until you meet, abd yet you give her the time of day.
Danger flirts with your life and pretends, to no end-
Beauty patiently waits to be considered.
Who is more deserving of your effort?
Death never thinks about you until you meet, abd yet you give her the time of day.
Danger flirts with your life and pretends, to no end-
Beauty patiently waits to be considered.
Who is more deserving of your effort?
February 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How often do you think about death?
Death never thinks about you until you meet, abd yet you give her the time of day.
Danger flirts with your life and pretends, to no end-
Beauty patiently waits to be considered.
Who is more deserving of your effort?
Death never thinks about you until you meet, abd yet you give her the time of day.
Danger flirts with your life and pretends, to no end-
Beauty patiently waits to be considered.
Who is more deserving of your effort?
ok I'ma fight to keep my inside thoughts from becoming outside thoughts
(5 minutes later)
*𝕕𝕒𝕞𝕟*
inside thoughts got hands
(5 minutes later)
*𝕕𝕒𝕞𝕟*
inside thoughts got hands
January 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ok I'ma fight to keep my inside thoughts from becoming outside thoughts
(5 minutes later)
*𝕕𝕒𝕞𝕟*
inside thoughts got hands
(5 minutes later)
*𝕕𝕒𝕞𝕟*
inside thoughts got hands
i don't want to sleep alone for one more night
I don't need you here, just need you mine
even in someone else's bed it would soothe my mind
i don't need you here, I just need you mine.
I don't need you here, just need you mine
even in someone else's bed it would soothe my mind
i don't need you here, I just need you mine.
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i don't want to sleep alone for one more night
I don't need you here, just need you mine
even in someone else's bed it would soothe my mind
i don't need you here, I just need you mine.
I don't need you here, just need you mine
even in someone else's bed it would soothe my mind
i don't need you here, I just need you mine.
"Luigi Mangione slayed."
"Oh yeah you heard about the shooting?
"There was a shooting?"
"Oh yeah you heard about the shooting?
"There was a shooting?"
January 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Luigi Mangione slayed."
"Oh yeah you heard about the shooting?
"There was a shooting?"
"Oh yeah you heard about the shooting?
"There was a shooting?"
Doing better isn't always about *doing* better. If you're always trying to beat your standard of being "good enough" then you never will be.
Sometimes doing better is just about treating yourself better. You're allowed to just exist sometimes.
Have a great 2025 y'all.
Sometimes doing better is just about treating yourself better. You're allowed to just exist sometimes.
Have a great 2025 y'all.
January 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Doing better isn't always about *doing* better. If you're always trying to beat your standard of being "good enough" then you never will be.
Sometimes doing better is just about treating yourself better. You're allowed to just exist sometimes.
Have a great 2025 y'all.
Sometimes doing better is just about treating yourself better. You're allowed to just exist sometimes.
Have a great 2025 y'all.
December 30, 2024 at 11:24 AM
*tears welling up in eyes*
I'd like to apologize, I swore to myself privately that I would nev-
*slight sob*
never debate people on this account
*sick riff on a sitar*
I promise to be a beacon of light in the future. Im sorry everyone.
*bongos*
I'd like to apologize, I swore to myself privately that I would nev-
*slight sob*
never debate people on this account
*sick riff on a sitar*
I promise to be a beacon of light in the future. Im sorry everyone.
*bongos*
December 29, 2024 at 11:16 AM
*tears welling up in eyes*
I'd like to apologize, I swore to myself privately that I would nev-
*slight sob*
never debate people on this account
*sick riff on a sitar*
I promise to be a beacon of light in the future. Im sorry everyone.
*bongos*
I'd like to apologize, I swore to myself privately that I would nev-
*slight sob*
never debate people on this account
*sick riff on a sitar*
I promise to be a beacon of light in the future. Im sorry everyone.
*bongos*
Loving how hyped everyone is about this
I'm gonna make an online microwave simulator.
features:
- realistic microwave sound effects
- +30 seconds button
- rotating turntable with internal lighting
features:
- realistic microwave sound effects
- +30 seconds button
- rotating turntable with internal lighting
December 29, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Loving how hyped everyone is about this
Let's all say happy birthday to Jesus. We all know he wouldn't want this 'phobic bs his followers do ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Let's all say happy birthday to Jesus. We all know he wouldn't want this 'phobic bs his followers do ❤️
Honestly if you like tomatoes but don't like marinara sauce idk if I can fw you. I don't make the rules </3
December 21, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Honestly if you like tomatoes but don't like marinara sauce idk if I can fw you. I don't make the rules </3
...and for a moment; one brief, safe moment... I couldn't recall if love had ever been real.
December 17, 2024 at 8:23 PM
...and for a moment; one brief, safe moment... I couldn't recall if love had ever been real.
Actually, the inventor of the saxophone was Antoine Joseph Sax, but he went by Adolphe sax. When he was a child he fell out of a multiple story high window, drank a mixture of arsenic and white lead, and got his leg broken in a carriage door. (1/2)
Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 13, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Actually, the inventor of the saxophone was Antoine Joseph Sax, but he went by Adolphe sax. When he was a child he fell out of a multiple story high window, drank a mixture of arsenic and white lead, and got his leg broken in a carriage door. (1/2)
Aughhh I have a date tomorrow I'm so nervous I feel like I'm gonna throw up (ム ~ ム)
December 11, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Aughhh I have a date tomorrow I'm so nervous I feel like I'm gonna throw up (ム ~ ム)
I thought you were gonna say it should be illegal to murder people I almost blocked you
It should be illegal to profit from essential services like healthcare.
December 6, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I thought you were gonna say it should be illegal to murder people I almost blocked you
No, grandma you can't call them The Soulless Beasts anymore, it's "people who yearn" now. That's the correct term.
Yes I *know* they have dark festering holes where their hearts should be, but that doesn't mean we should be just as heartless.
Yes I *know* they have dark festering holes where their hearts should be, but that doesn't mean we should be just as heartless.
November 30, 2024 at 6:43 AM
No, grandma you can't call them The Soulless Beasts anymore, it's "people who yearn" now. That's the correct term.
Yes I *know* they have dark festering holes where their hearts should be, but that doesn't mean we should be just as heartless.
Yes I *know* they have dark festering holes where their hearts should be, but that doesn't mean we should be just as heartless.
Yeah no um I live somewhere well known for being cloudy all the time and I almost had a panic attack in Montana for no reason. I only have mild agoraphobia (T ~ T)
November 29, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Yeah no um I live somewhere well known for being cloudy all the time and I almost had a panic attack in Montana for no reason. I only have mild agoraphobia (T ~ T)
You can't fool me!
*suddenly wearing a jester outfit*
god damn it
*suddenly wearing a jester outfit*
god damn it
November 29, 2024 at 6:51 AM
You can't fool me!
*suddenly wearing a jester outfit*
god damn it
*suddenly wearing a jester outfit*
god damn it
Somebody please remind me to not abbreviate Komi Can't Communicate as three Ks because for some reason my brain is struggling
November 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Somebody please remind me to not abbreviate Komi Can't Communicate as three Ks because for some reason my brain is struggling
Woah look a couple of trucks, I wonder what they're gonna do
Oh hi Neil
Oh hi Neil
November 11, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Woah look a couple of trucks, I wonder what they're gonna do
Oh hi Neil
Oh hi Neil
Oh you're listening to Bloody Mary? Nice, are you a googoo?
Am I a what?
you know, a Lady Gaga fan
that's not-
Don't take this from me.
Am I a what?
you know, a Lady Gaga fan
that's not-
Don't take this from me.
November 8, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Oh you're listening to Bloody Mary? Nice, are you a googoo?
Am I a what?
you know, a Lady Gaga fan
that's not-
Don't take this from me.
Am I a what?
you know, a Lady Gaga fan
that's not-
Don't take this from me.
I don't like to be so serious on sites like this but I hope y'all are holding up. If anyone needs encouragement I'm here. Kiss
November 6, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I don't like to be so serious on sites like this but I hope y'all are holding up. If anyone needs encouragement I'm here. Kiss