Matriarch of Awesome
@matriarchofawesome.bsky.social
Avid indoorsman and book lover
Sometimes it feels like my socks are strangling my ankles.
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes it feels like my socks are strangling my ankles.
I hate doing fucking taxes. We always get screwed.
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I hate doing fucking taxes. We always get screwed.
Just once I'd like my husband to prove to me he knows how to work the most complicated piece of equipment we have in the kitchen: a washcloth.
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Just once I'd like my husband to prove to me he knows how to work the most complicated piece of equipment we have in the kitchen: a washcloth.
My first Crichton. Timeline.
Remember when Country Inn & Suites had a free library?
Remember when Country Inn & Suites had a free library?
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
My first Crichton. Timeline.
Remember when Country Inn & Suites had a free library?
Remember when Country Inn & Suites had a free library?
Finished my first Nancy Drew tonight.
It was cute. Parts were very fast paced. I had to ask my husband a car question about half way through bc I couldn't understand why Nancy would need to freshen up after a 50 mile drive. But things were a lot different in 1930 than they are now!
It was cute. Parts were very fast paced. I had to ask my husband a car question about half way through bc I couldn't understand why Nancy would need to freshen up after a 50 mile drive. But things were a lot different in 1930 than they are now!
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Finished my first Nancy Drew tonight.
It was cute. Parts were very fast paced. I had to ask my husband a car question about half way through bc I couldn't understand why Nancy would need to freshen up after a 50 mile drive. But things were a lot different in 1930 than they are now!
It was cute. Parts were very fast paced. I had to ask my husband a car question about half way through bc I couldn't understand why Nancy would need to freshen up after a 50 mile drive. But things were a lot different in 1930 than they are now!
Plan tonight was to have ham steak but I think it went bad. Just doesn't taste right and it was slimy coming out of the packaging. So now we're having ribeye. I don't make steak often enough to know what I'm doing so I hope they turn out.
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Plan tonight was to have ham steak but I think it went bad. Just doesn't taste right and it was slimy coming out of the packaging. So now we're having ribeye. I don't make steak often enough to know what I'm doing so I hope they turn out.
It's not about the immigrants.
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 20, 2026 at 4:34 AM
It's not about the immigrants.
Starting a new book tonight. 📖 Checking off the January book of the nostalgic kid lit challenge. This is my first Nancy Drew so I'm pretty excited. They were my mom's favorite books growing up. #nostaligickidlitchallenge
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Starting a new book tonight. 📖 Checking off the January book of the nostalgic kid lit challenge. This is my first Nancy Drew so I'm pretty excited. They were my mom's favorite books growing up. #nostaligickidlitchallenge
It's 8:35a on a Saturday. Why am I up??
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It's 8:35a on a Saturday. Why am I up??
It's snowy and cold and I don't wanna work. I wanna lay in bed all day being cozy and reading.
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's snowy and cold and I don't wanna work. I wanna lay in bed all day being cozy and reading.
Finished The Village Beyond the Mist tonight. This was so sticking cute. Thank you, @libby.app for having this be your featured book for the Libby and Sora bookclub.
Highly recommend this to everyone, no matter your age. Absolutely adorable. 5⭐
Highly recommend this to everyone, no matter your age. Absolutely adorable. 5⭐
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Finished The Village Beyond the Mist tonight. This was so sticking cute. Thank you, @libby.app for having this be your featured book for the Libby and Sora bookclub.
Highly recommend this to everyone, no matter your age. Absolutely adorable. 5⭐
Highly recommend this to everyone, no matter your age. Absolutely adorable. 5⭐
It's snowing, school is out early, the fireplace is going. It's cozy and I'm getting sleepy. 🌨️
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's snowing, school is out early, the fireplace is going. It's cozy and I'm getting sleepy. 🌨️
I got 3 calls in a row from 218-328-7168. The last call left a VM re: tele-townhall.
"Hi, this is Congresswoman Michelle Fischbach. I wanna touch base tomorrow night about the government shut down. That's why I'm hosting
"Hi, this is Congresswoman Michelle Fischbach. I wanna touch base tomorrow night about the government shut down. That's why I'm hosting
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I got 3 calls in a row from 218-328-7168. The last call left a VM re: tele-townhall.
"Hi, this is Congresswoman Michelle Fischbach. I wanna touch base tomorrow night about the government shut down. That's why I'm hosting
"Hi, this is Congresswoman Michelle Fischbach. I wanna touch base tomorrow night about the government shut down. That's why I'm hosting
If Beverly Hills Cop is on TV, I will watch it.
July 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If Beverly Hills Cop is on TV, I will watch it.
What a long day. I'm so sick of being behind. Hopefully by the end of the week I'll be caught up - just in time for me to take Monday off and get behind again. Not having backup sucks.
July 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What a long day. I'm so sick of being behind. Hopefully by the end of the week I'll be caught up - just in time for me to take Monday off and get behind again. Not having backup sucks.
There's just something magical about laying down on the couch sometimes.
July 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
There's just something magical about laying down on the couch sometimes.
Books 59-62.
🎧: The Miserable Mill. 3⭐ Lemony Snicket should not have narrated his own books. The story is good but his narration is terrible.
🎧: The Mysterious Benedict Society and The Perilous Journey. 3.5⭐. Cute but long.⤵️
🎧: The Miserable Mill. 3⭐ Lemony Snicket should not have narrated his own books. The story is good but his narration is terrible.
🎧: The Mysterious Benedict Society and The Perilous Journey. 3.5⭐. Cute but long.⤵️
July 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Books 59-62.
🎧: The Miserable Mill. 3⭐ Lemony Snicket should not have narrated his own books. The story is good but his narration is terrible.
🎧: The Mysterious Benedict Society and The Perilous Journey. 3.5⭐. Cute but long.⤵️
🎧: The Miserable Mill. 3⭐ Lemony Snicket should not have narrated his own books. The story is good but his narration is terrible.
🎧: The Mysterious Benedict Society and The Perilous Journey. 3.5⭐. Cute but long.⤵️
Ate two tacos in the car while driving and didn't spill anything on myself. 🙌🏼
June 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ate two tacos in the car while driving and didn't spill anything on myself. 🙌🏼
I didn't read yesterday bc of the funeral and being busy all day. I'm giving myself a streak freeze like in Duolingo. That's ok, right? Right!!??
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I didn't read yesterday bc of the funeral and being busy all day. I'm giving myself a streak freeze like in Duolingo. That's ok, right? Right!!??
Watching murder (Dateline) and the prosecutor has a large space between his upper lip and nose. I knew that area had a name so I looked it up.
Philtrum. The man has one of the largest philtrums I've ever seen. He looks like a cartoon. 😄
Philtrum. The man has one of the largest philtrums I've ever seen. He looks like a cartoon. 😄
June 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Watching murder (Dateline) and the prosecutor has a large space between his upper lip and nose. I knew that area had a name so I looked it up.
Philtrum. The man has one of the largest philtrums I've ever seen. He looks like a cartoon. 😄
Philtrum. The man has one of the largest philtrums I've ever seen. He looks like a cartoon. 😄
11 is listening to Green Day in his room with the door closed but I can still hear it. It's making it hard to listen to my audiobook when I just want to jam out to Dookie instead.
the cover of green day 's album jookie has a cartoon explosion on it
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June 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
11 is listening to Green Day in his room with the door closed but I can still hear it. It's making it hard to listen to my audiobook when I just want to jam out to Dookie instead.
I forget about blue sky. I need to remember to post here more often.
June 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I forget about blue sky. I need to remember to post here more often.
