Oh damn, I forgot!

I know you dislike Drew Barrymore, but she could be useful to the series in a " burn it down and salt the earth" sort of way

As the granddaughter of a dialysis patient of twenty five years, thank you.

Truth

Pouts

We haven't had any fun like this since the Great Pie Incineration

I mean, Steven king is the most successful living author money-wise, and The Shining is basically "here's how the poverty and rejection of my early career almost made me an alcoholic ax murderer"

I am attempting a lattice this time, pray for me

Reaach down between my legs, screw the cap off

I suspect the answer is that for a lot of England, "Most of our homes are older than the Laws of Thermodynamics and it's cheaper to bundle up than re-do the whole place"

The explanation is: somebody thought it would be a good idea to give virtually unlimited power to a criminally insane gameshow host.