Matt :)
@mathieuwessel.bsky.social
Many is the night I dream of cheese
Simply never provide any non-mandatory information ever. Why would I do extra work to get less privacy.
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Simply never provide any non-mandatory information ever. Why would I do extra work to get less privacy.
"it's not blackface, I'm marinating for Christmas dinner"
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"it's not blackface, I'm marinating for Christmas dinner"
What does it say about me (or the Dutch) that this actually improved their image in my mind
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What does it say about me (or the Dutch) that this actually improved their image in my mind
(thinking-very-hard-voice) we should shoot the LCS into orbit
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
(thinking-very-hard-voice) we should shoot the LCS into orbit
Two posts in a row about swallowing metal balls. Someone's hungry...
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Two posts in a row about swallowing metal balls. Someone's hungry...
I'm unsure how anybody can read this and not conclude that this guy is either deeply stupid or deeply evil, either way he should not have any platform whatsoever
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I'm unsure how anybody can read this and not conclude that this guy is either deeply stupid or deeply evil, either way he should not have any platform whatsoever
You tend to forget but sometimes there are these hard reminders that America is British at heart
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
You tend to forget but sometimes there are these hard reminders that America is British at heart
For reference, these things are about the size of a small child
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
For reference, these things are about the size of a small child
This boat gives me feelings usually reserved for women, twinks and a selection of aircraft
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This boat gives me feelings usually reserved for women, twinks and a selection of aircraft
I like how they did some insane lobbying to keep their monopoly under the threat of "if you don't wanna mess up your taxes use our product" and now they're integrating the lie machine, completely destroying their monopoly
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I like how they did some insane lobbying to keep their monopoly under the threat of "if you don't wanna mess up your taxes use our product" and now they're integrating the lie machine, completely destroying their monopoly
... And one day a grateful world shall awake beneath a woke sky
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
... And one day a grateful world shall awake beneath a woke sky
All taxonomy is a futile endeavor. Nature refuses to play by your little categories
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
All taxonomy is a futile endeavor. Nature refuses to play by your little categories
(trying to be an ally) I love the L community
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
(trying to be an ally) I love the L community
Very evil sentence you put into the world, thanks for the psychic damage
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Very evil sentence you put into the world, thanks for the psychic damage
Reposted by Matt :)
yesterday i had a customer call his girlfriend to cry on the phone because his klarna card wasn't going through on a bunch of funko pops
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yesterday i had a customer call his girlfriend to cry on the phone because his klarna card wasn't going through on a bunch of funko pops
This is the brain worm of a killer, Bella
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is the brain worm of a killer, Bella
They hit you with the suboptimal window placement, have fun leaning forward a slightly uncomfortable amount
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
They hit you with the suboptimal window placement, have fun leaning forward a slightly uncomfortable amount
Nah that's just because he's Australian. He's been done with the degree for a while now
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nah that's just because he's Australian. He's been done with the degree for a while now
Every time I see one of these things trying to put Jesus into tech I become a little less ecumenical
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Every time I see one of these things trying to put Jesus into tech I become a little less ecumenical
WAIT IT'S REAL??!???!!?
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
WAIT IT'S REAL??!???!!?