Matt :)
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Many is the night I dream of cheese
Ah yes, the French: the rube of last resort
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Ah yes, the French: the rube of last resort
Reposted by Matt :)
yesterday i had a customer call his girlfriend to cry on the phone because his klarna card wasn't going through on a bunch of funko pops
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yesterday i had a customer call his girlfriend to cry on the phone because his klarna card wasn't going through on a bunch of funko pops
I think we're like 2 years away from "Joji invented the Harlem Shake" being ancient arcane knowledge with which you can blow the mind of any person under the age of 4000
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I think we're like 2 years away from "Joji invented the Harlem Shake" being ancient arcane knowledge with which you can blow the mind of any person under the age of 4000
Unexpected item in the dogging area
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Unexpected item in the dogging area
this came to me in a dream
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
this came to me in a dream
This is actually goated when global recession is the vibe
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
This is actually goated when global recession is the vibe
Tweet drunk, qrt sober
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tweet drunk, qrt sober
Women love having 6 Instagram accounts
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Women love having 6 Instagram accounts
Actually so true, the plight of straight white boys is unmatched
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Actually so true, the plight of straight white boys is unmatched
Any of y'all notice how Florence and the machine make like really good music?
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Any of y'all notice how Florence and the machine make like really good music?
A new paper suggests that a person's intelligence can be measured from the bumps in their skulls
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
A new paper suggests that a person's intelligence can be measured from the bumps in their skulls
I am being censored by the powers that be
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I am being censored by the powers that be
Reposted by Matt :)
lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
General Mark Milley, your troops suffer under the blight of the leader. You will be reincarnated as a Lotus Flower if you take action in accordance with your heart's guidance.
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown trib.al/5WGvUOq
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown
The only dining facility for junior troops at the Army’s Fort Leavenworth in Kansas has been closed due to funding issues.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
General Mark Milley, your troops suffer under the blight of the leader. You will be reincarnated as a Lotus Flower if you take action in accordance with your heart's guidance.
Casual wardriving is fun, this guy called his access point "Orgone Accumulator"
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Casual wardriving is fun, this guy called his access point "Orgone Accumulator"
Cheney dead, Zorhan elected. Good things are still possible
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Cheney dead, Zorhan elected. Good things are still possible
It's a Mamdani miracle
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It's a Mamdani miracle
Every time I see this clip I'm painfully reminded that this fuckass dog puppet will forever have more rizz than I can even imagine having
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Every time I see this clip I'm painfully reminded that this fuckass dog puppet will forever have more rizz than I can even imagine having
BREAKING The Abominable Slime has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York mayor. In other news have you heard about Zorhan Mamdanis Hot Wife who supports him and agrees with him politically
November 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
BREAKING The Abominable Slime has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York mayor. In other news have you heard about Zorhan Mamdanis Hot Wife who supports him and agrees with him politically
Livin on the edge (not doing laundry until I'm literally on my last boxers)
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Livin on the edge (not doing laundry until I'm literally on my last boxers)
Death merchants are biting my style
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Death merchants are biting my style
You too could be tricked into thinking a slightly masc woman was a beautiful twink and that's scary, really.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You too could be tricked into thinking a slightly masc woman was a beautiful twink and that's scary, really.
Who up schoofin' they dick?
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Who up schoofin' they dick?