A Bad Man with the Master Plan (& the ladies call me Tex)
@matapacos.bsky.social
Hot Takes & VHS Tapes*
Right of Return
No Cops, No Masters
*really DVDs mostly.
Right of Return
No Cops, No Masters
*really DVDs mostly.
My wife* won’t abide giving me a Jersey Sky Funeral (dumping my corpse on the side of the NJ Turnpike & making the state deal with all disposal fees.)
I’ve just come around on the idea of burial because digging through old albums I found my epitaph.
*implied Borat voice
I’ve just come around on the idea of burial because digging through old albums I found my epitaph.
*implied Borat voice
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My wife* won’t abide giving me a Jersey Sky Funeral (dumping my corpse on the side of the NJ Turnpike & making the state deal with all disposal fees.)
I’ve just come around on the idea of burial because digging through old albums I found my epitaph.
*implied Borat voice
I’ve just come around on the idea of burial because digging through old albums I found my epitaph.
*implied Borat voice
My favorite episode is “Smooshed: A Love Story” but this will always be my favorite moment from the series:
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My favorite episode is “Smooshed: A Love Story” but this will always be my favorite moment from the series:
You’re the epitome of mediocre hack. You aren’t at all intelligent or even remotely clever & you’ll never have an original thought.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You’re the epitome of mediocre hack. You aren’t at all intelligent or even remotely clever & you’ll never have an original thought.