Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
This shipping notice was very cute !
@chillhop.com
@chillhop.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This shipping notice was very cute !
@chillhop.com
@chillhop.com
I crossed a rose bush and a cucumber plant.
I ended up with Dill Prickles
I ended up with Dill Prickles
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I crossed a rose bush and a cucumber plant.
I ended up with Dill Prickles
I ended up with Dill Prickles
I was at the butchers and I asked if he had turkey testicles.
No I don’t, it’s these pants make me look that way
No I don’t, it’s these pants make me look that way
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I was at the butchers and I asked if he had turkey testicles.
No I don’t, it’s these pants make me look that way
No I don’t, it’s these pants make me look that way
I have a magical violin 🎻
Everytime I play it people disappear
Everytime I play it people disappear
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have a magical violin 🎻
Everytime I play it people disappear
Everytime I play it people disappear
A limbo dancer married a locksmith.
The wedding was low key.
The wedding was low key.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A limbo dancer married a locksmith.
The wedding was low key.
The wedding was low key.
Loved Zootopia 2 !
I looked at my ticket stub, got the senior discount, talk about your mixed emotions there.
I’ll probably go again tomorrow.
I looked at my ticket stub, got the senior discount, talk about your mixed emotions there.
I’ll probably go again tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Loved Zootopia 2 !
I looked at my ticket stub, got the senior discount, talk about your mixed emotions there.
I’ll probably go again tomorrow.
I looked at my ticket stub, got the senior discount, talk about your mixed emotions there.
I’ll probably go again tomorrow.
I’m in the theater waiting to see Z2 !
So excited
So excited
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m in the theater waiting to see Z2 !
So excited
So excited
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Love doesn't have to be romantic.
Love doesn't have to be sexual.
Love doesn't have to be reciprocated.
Love doesn't have to be expensive.
Love doesn't have to be constant.
Love doesn't have to be physical.
Love doesn't have to be local.
Love doesn't have to be partnered.
Love doesn't have to be sexual.
Love doesn't have to be reciprocated.
Love doesn't have to be expensive.
Love doesn't have to be constant.
Love doesn't have to be physical.
Love doesn't have to be local.
Love doesn't have to be partnered.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Love doesn't have to be romantic.
Love doesn't have to be sexual.
Love doesn't have to be reciprocated.
Love doesn't have to be expensive.
Love doesn't have to be constant.
Love doesn't have to be physical.
Love doesn't have to be local.
Love doesn't have to be partnered.
Love doesn't have to be sexual.
Love doesn't have to be reciprocated.
Love doesn't have to be expensive.
Love doesn't have to be constant.
Love doesn't have to be physical.
Love doesn't have to be local.
Love doesn't have to be partnered.
Best way to roast a turkey 🦃 ?
Tell him he’s bad at his job and his kids are not good looking
Tell him he’s bad at his job and his kids are not good looking
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Best way to roast a turkey 🦃 ?
Tell him he’s bad at his job and his kids are not good looking
Tell him he’s bad at his job and his kids are not good looking
What day is the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ?
An inquiring derpy husky wants to know.
😂😆
An inquiring derpy husky wants to know.
😂😆
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What day is the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ?
An inquiring derpy husky wants to know.
😂😆
An inquiring derpy husky wants to know.
😂😆
Kraft is building a factory in Israel. They are going to call it
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Cheeses of Nazareth.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kraft is building a factory in Israel. They are going to call it
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Oh the joys of owning an old farm house that’s plumbed like a grade schooler did it. I’ve had most of it upgraded when I could afford it.
Flooded the kitchen and basement, fortunately it was just gray water.
Flooded the kitchen and basement, fortunately it was just gray water.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh the joys of owning an old farm house that’s plumbed like a grade schooler did it. I’ve had most of it upgraded when I could afford it.
Flooded the kitchen and basement, fortunately it was just gray water.
Flooded the kitchen and basement, fortunately it was just gray water.
Watching Planes Trains and Automobiles. Always hilarious.
Would be awesome to remake this with two furs going to MFF
Would be awesome to remake this with two furs going to MFF
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Watching Planes Trains and Automobiles. Always hilarious.
Would be awesome to remake this with two furs going to MFF
Would be awesome to remake this with two furs going to MFF
What’s the tallest building in the city ?
It’s the library.
Because it has the most stories
(please don’t hurt me)
It’s the library.
Because it has the most stories
(please don’t hurt me)
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What’s the tallest building in the city ?
It’s the library.
Because it has the most stories
(please don’t hurt me)
It’s the library.
Because it has the most stories
(please don’t hurt me)
Accidentally erased my wife's audiobook.
Now I'll never hear the end of it!
Now I'll never hear the end of it!
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Accidentally erased my wife's audiobook.
Now I'll never hear the end of it!
Now I'll never hear the end of it!
Don’t worry, go Furry !
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Don’t worry, go Furry !
I asked the priest what the wifi password was.
He said For goodness sake, it’s Your Grandmothers funeral
Is that all lower case ?
He said For goodness sake, it’s Your Grandmothers funeral
Is that all lower case ?
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I asked the priest what the wifi password was.
He said For goodness sake, it’s Your Grandmothers funeral
Is that all lower case ?
He said For goodness sake, it’s Your Grandmothers funeral
Is that all lower case ?
So when’s this Polar Vortex of Death suppose to hit the Midwest ?
Hopefully it’s just the weather guy trying for ratings on the TV 📺
Hopefully it’s just the weather guy trying for ratings on the TV 📺
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So when’s this Polar Vortex of Death suppose to hit the Midwest ?
Hopefully it’s just the weather guy trying for ratings on the TV 📺
Hopefully it’s just the weather guy trying for ratings on the TV 📺
Why do you call a pile of kittens??? 🐱
A meowntain 😂😂😂
A meowntain 😂😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why do you call a pile of kittens??? 🐱
A meowntain 😂😂😂
A meowntain 😂😂😂
I got my shot for Shingles today.
Just to be safe I also got one for Vinyl Siding!
Just to be safe I also got one for Vinyl Siding!
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I got my shot for Shingles today.
Just to be safe I also got one for Vinyl Siding!
Just to be safe I also got one for Vinyl Siding!
I had a cop pull me over.
He asked me to step out of my car.
He says Sir your are staggering!
Oh thanks, you aren’t too bad yourself fella 🥰
He asked me to step out of my car.
He says Sir your are staggering!
Oh thanks, you aren’t too bad yourself fella 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I had a cop pull me over.
He asked me to step out of my car.
He says Sir your are staggering!
Oh thanks, you aren’t too bad yourself fella 🥰
He asked me to step out of my car.
He says Sir your are staggering!
Oh thanks, you aren’t too bad yourself fella 🥰
My half-brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My half-brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.
Scientists crossed a cheetah with a crab.
It didn’t go well, things went sideways real fast
It didn’t go well, things went sideways real fast
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Scientists crossed a cheetah with a crab.
It didn’t go well, things went sideways real fast
It didn’t go well, things went sideways real fast
What do you call a pickle that got run over ?
Road Dill
Road Dill
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What do you call a pickle that got run over ?
Road Dill
Road Dill
What do you get when you put a man in a t- shirt and throw him in the ocean?
A manatee
A manatee
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What do you get when you put a man in a t- shirt and throw him in the ocean?
A manatee
A manatee