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Masta_Fu
@mastafu.bsky.social
Baltimore/Seattle
Propane and propane accessories
Not in the Epstein files 😮‍💨
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I will never live up to my own standards. They change so fast and drastically and i've never had any actual growth in my life until now. Im doing better than I have ever done but im still kicking the absolute shit out of myself because I can always do better and work harder. This feels so miserable.
February 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Can we bring back Ventrillo and Teamspeak please?
February 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Someone made an 'Oopsie woopsie'
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I went so hard into a desktop hobby that im driving 7 hours for a professional tournament...
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
This is what finally gets me to try Fortnite?
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This was an ad for a bumper sticker and I genuinely can't figure out what it means.
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Fishing was the first gatcha
January 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
There is a pair of Vans in a video game I play that dont exist and I really wanted them.

Emily went and got them custom made for me..

I am the richest man on the planet.
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I would have been the Wright Brothers biggest hater unfortunately. Tf you mean "Man will fly"
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I have no friends so ive just been picking up any random hobbies that I can.
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
www.justice.gov
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I hope yall have a lil booty slappin' holiday season tho ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wanted to circle back to this and I was absolutely correct. I got a raise on top of my raise. Apparently im actually worth it to keep around 🥹
$7/hr raise...
Only after I was about to quit? That means they can afford more than a $7/hr raise
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
$7/hr raise...
Only after I was about to quit? That means they can afford more than a $7/hr raise
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Happy Thamksgiving!
Rate my setup
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I cant believe it.. Im sitting at my desk and just staring through my monitor. One of the most influential people in my life are gone so suddenly. Meeting her at PAX one year and her taking the time out of her busy ass day to talk to me and answer my stupid questions will always be dear to me.
I never thought I’d get this wish. Odd seeing eulogies before I expire
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This made me very happy..
Have a good night.
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Phil Collins watching that dude drown
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"Shit I forgot to get candy"

Solution:
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Sir the shrinkflation has hit the Jolly Ranchers"
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM