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· Oct 13
this is how i'll always remember him 😭 he's pissing off god in heaven above with bunts now
we have to grin and bear quite a lot of shit with professional sports but i think i would genuinely stop being a fan of a team with a massive billboard for fascist surveillance technology over the outfield
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
we have to grin and bear quite a lot of shit with professional sports but i think i would genuinely stop being a fan of a team with a massive billboard for fascist surveillance technology over the outfield
they should trade leo de vries for mason miller and convert him into a starter
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
they should trade leo de vries for mason miller and convert him into a starter
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Even the symphony director got signed to an extension before Preller. Sad! Team in turmoil!
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Even the symphony director got signed to an extension before Preller. Sad! Team in turmoil!
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leave society, be a monkey
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
leave society, be a monkey
how often is a regular starter's highest earning year their arb 3 year?
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
how often is a regular starter's highest earning year their arb 3 year?
mlb and the padres can lick my taint if they think i'm giving ESPN any money to watch games 🏴☠️
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
mlb and the padres can lick my taint if they think i'm giving ESPN any money to watch games 🏴☠️
was just remembering some dudes and accidentally remembered dat ngyuen so hard that it sent me into a toxic nostalgia funk
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
was just remembering some dudes and accidentally remembered dat ngyuen so hard that it sent me into a toxic nostalgia funk
As long as we're sharing our favorite stories about how crossing paths with "Pandy" was a "joy"
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As long as we're sharing our favorite stories about how crossing paths with "Pandy" was a "joy"
they've gotta be doing it on purpose at this point
In a touching tribute to the great Randy Jones, Union-Tribune buffoons Ryan Finley and Kirk Kenney manage to get a typo into a quote from the Padres and call him “Pandy”.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
they've gotta be doing it on purpose at this point
Gales of November ass dogs
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gales of November ass dogs
egg salad sandwich one of the all time great lunches
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
egg salad sandwich one of the all time great lunches
i personally am very bored by the gm of my favorite team always doing dumb bullshit to try and get out of the corner he backed himself into, but i imagine the rest of the league's fans still think it's exciting
Bold take Preller definitely knows how to get people talking. Love him or hate him, he's never boring.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i personally am very bored by the gm of my favorite team always doing dumb bullshit to try and get out of the corner he backed himself into, but i imagine the rest of the league's fans still think it's exciting
AJ Preller is the Olivia Nuzzi of baseball GMs
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
AJ Preller is the Olivia Nuzzi of baseball GMs
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would take a lot to get me back over to twitter but "they're relitigating the council of ephesus on the timeline" might do it
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
would take a lot to get me back over to twitter but "they're relitigating the council of ephesus on the timeline" might do it
More like Kyle Fart
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
More like Kyle Fart
Thinking about the time Mike Clevinger shit the bed in the NLCS and then said it was the worst day of his life do you think he still thinks that or was the day allegations surfaced that he threw dip spit at his child worse
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Thinking about the time Mike Clevinger shit the bed in the NLCS and then said it was the worst day of his life do you think he still thinks that or was the day allegations surfaced that he threw dip spit at his child worse
Josh Naylor is the great big fat guy this team has always needed and they traded him for Matt Waldron lol
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Josh Naylor is the great big fat guy this team has always needed and they traded him for Matt Waldron lol
Stop giving the pope sports jerseys for teams he doesn’t root for leave that man alone he is BUSY
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Stop giving the pope sports jerseys for teams he doesn’t root for leave that man alone he is BUSY
good morning stand up if you love the darts
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
good morning stand up if you love the darts
we were making such good progress on baseball discourse over here. when y'all screenshot an attention seeking low-a washout self help dickhead and repost it here, you're taking us backwards
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
we were making such good progress on baseball discourse over here. when y'all screenshot an attention seeking low-a washout self help dickhead and repost it here, you're taking us backwards
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BRODIE: he says shit's fucked
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BRODIE: he says shit's fucked
it feels kinda mean, but watching newer padres fans absolutely crash out over this week has been precisely as enjoyable as i thought it would
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
it feels kinda mean, but watching newer padres fans absolutely crash out over this week has been precisely as enjoyable as i thought it would
draymond getting absolute sonned by wemby was amazing
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
draymond getting absolute sonned by wemby was amazing
got to test my outerwear for my trip to london today cause it's absolutely pissing everywhere else too
absolutely pissing down in the valley
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
got to test my outerwear for my trip to london today cause it's absolutely pissing everywhere else too