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this is how i'll always remember him 😭 he's pissing off god in heaven above with bunts now
As long as we're sharing our favorite stories about how crossing paths with "Pandy" was a "joy"
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As long as we're sharing our favorite stories about how crossing paths with "Pandy" was a "joy"
they've gotta be doing it on purpose at this point
In a touching tribute to the great Randy Jones, Union-Tribune buffoons Ryan Finley and Kirk Kenney manage to get a typo into a quote from the Padres and call him “Pandy”.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
they've gotta be doing it on purpose at this point
Gales of November ass dogs
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gales of November ass dogs
egg salad sandwich one of the all time great lunches
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
egg salad sandwich one of the all time great lunches
i personally am very bored by the gm of my favorite team always doing dumb bullshit to try and get out of the corner he backed himself into, but i imagine the rest of the league's fans still think it's exciting
Bold take Preller definitely knows how to get people talking. Love him or hate him, he's never boring.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i personally am very bored by the gm of my favorite team always doing dumb bullshit to try and get out of the corner he backed himself into, but i imagine the rest of the league's fans still think it's exciting
AJ Preller is the Olivia Nuzzi of baseball GMs
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
AJ Preller is the Olivia Nuzzi of baseball GMs
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would take a lot to get me back over to twitter but "they're relitigating the council of ephesus on the timeline" might do it
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
would take a lot to get me back over to twitter but "they're relitigating the council of ephesus on the timeline" might do it
More like Kyle Fart
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
More like Kyle Fart
Thinking about the time Mike Clevinger shit the bed in the NLCS and then said it was the worst day of his life do you think he still thinks that or was the day allegations surfaced that he threw dip spit at his child worse
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Thinking about the time Mike Clevinger shit the bed in the NLCS and then said it was the worst day of his life do you think he still thinks that or was the day allegations surfaced that he threw dip spit at his child worse
Josh Naylor is the great big fat guy this team has always needed and they traded him for Matt Waldron lol
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Josh Naylor is the great big fat guy this team has always needed and they traded him for Matt Waldron lol
Stop giving the pope sports jerseys for teams he doesn’t root for leave that man alone he is BUSY
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Stop giving the pope sports jerseys for teams he doesn’t root for leave that man alone he is BUSY
good morning stand up if you love the darts
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
good morning stand up if you love the darts
we were making such good progress on baseball discourse over here. when y'all screenshot an attention seeking low-a washout self help dickhead and repost it here, you're taking us backwards
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
we were making such good progress on baseball discourse over here. when y'all screenshot an attention seeking low-a washout self help dickhead and repost it here, you're taking us backwards
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BRODIE: he says shit's fucked
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BRODIE: he says shit's fucked
it feels kinda mean, but watching newer padres fans absolutely crash out over this week has been precisely as enjoyable as i thought it would
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
it feels kinda mean, but watching newer padres fans absolutely crash out over this week has been precisely as enjoyable as i thought it would
draymond getting absolute sonned by wemby was amazing
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
draymond getting absolute sonned by wemby was amazing
got to test my outerwear for my trip to london today cause it's absolutely pissing everywhere else too
absolutely pissing down in the valley
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
got to test my outerwear for my trip to london today cause it's absolutely pissing everywhere else too
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Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
if that trump/clinton thing has legs we're gonna have to save that man's penis like a catholic relic and bring it out any time we need to take an administration down
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
if that trump/clinton thing has legs we're gonna have to save that man's penis like a catholic relic and bring it out any time we need to take an administration down
i want someone at the UT to know that tom krasovic is very specifically the reason I go out of my way to ad block and evade their paywall on every article i read
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i want someone at the UT to know that tom krasovic is very specifically the reason I go out of my way to ad block and evade their paywall on every article i read
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they should have the survivors all try to call the Paw Squad to their corner of the courtroom and whoever they go to is the true owner of the team
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
they should have the survivors all try to call the Paw Squad to their corner of the courtroom and whoever they go to is the true owner of the team
Everybody knows the real GM meetings happen here after the official ones
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Everybody knows the real GM meetings happen here after the official ones
i have already commissioned more erotic mascot art for opening day 2026. don't get caught unprepared, folks
If we have to get back on our bullshit to survive it, then we’ll get back on our bullshit.
We can only save ourselves.
We can only save ourselves.
We might not survive this Padres offseason
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i have already commissioned more erotic mascot art for opening day 2026. don't get caught unprepared, folks
Given how this offseason is going so far, I am also interested in an update on the employment status of Mark Grant
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Given how this offseason is going so far, I am also interested in an update on the employment status of Mark Grant