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Mary
@marywtf.bsky.social
Creative Director / Writer ✨
FFCC LAX Cyclist 🚴🏻‍♀️
Left of Left of Left 🏳️‍🌈✊🏽

Here for a silly fun time, cats and maybe some books, tech, music and hating on Mark Zuckerberg
Them: Why are you crying?

Me: Billie Lourd is modeling for Columbia in what looks like Endor to celebrate her mom, Carrie Fisher 😭
The Rebellion Lives with Columbia’s New Star Wars Endor Collection
Columbia is back with a brand new Star Wars collection as they are taking a trip to Endor this holiday with a impressive new drop
bleedingcool.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Omnicom + IPG merger, man. Sad what’s happened/happening to our industry. It feels like private equity is taking away all creative job opportunities and turning agencies into greige fast food chains.
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Spotify’s wrapped is still fun, but I think the algorithm is off. I listened to Rosalia’s Lux front to back a dozen times since it came out. Definitely my album of the year.

youtu.be/KYVf37pRXCw?...
ROSALÍA - Magnolias (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My #SpotifyWrapped called me old.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just watched #Bugonia and holy cow they did not market that movie adequately. Stunning and original. Deserved a bit more hype while in theatres.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
An influencer and her balding boyfriend live below me, and when I tell you they are the most obnoxious people on earth, I am not kidding.

They’re so incredibly inconsiderate, and what’s worse—they yell. YELL. At their dog.

Losers.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Buddy captured mid-air biscuit 😍

#caturday
#catsky
#dodgers
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande holding space but it’s me and Obi, and we are holding space but also snacks.

#wicked
#tuxedocat
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
CVS gave me autism and a $10 off coupon with my free flu vaccine this morning.

Spent it on a bulk supply of Tylenol.

Thanks, RFK!

#MAHA
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock eating a turkey with the words happy thanksgiving
Alt: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock eating a turkey with the words happy thanksgiving
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The gore in Welcome to Derry is honestly more gruesome than some horror movies. Just watched that eyeball scene like 🫣

#stephenking
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Fastest Churu slinger in the west 🤠

#catsky
#tuxedocat
#slimwhitman
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Obi cuddling with his moose

#tuxedocat
#catsku
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
We love rainy WFH Fridays.

#catsky
#tuxedocat
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My favorite person in the world passed away five years ago today. A veteran’s wife, and forever my hero. My carnival performing, snake charming, Appalachian opera singing “Mom Mom.” No one like her in the whole universe. Lucky that she was mine.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by Mary
Cyndi Lauper delivered a powerful call to action during her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

"Look at us: We are a community of light. Don't forget that, in case it gets really dark."

Photo by Kevin Mazur / Getty Images for RRHOF
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That new Rosalía album is freaking brilliant. I’ve listened to it front to back at least 4 times this week.

This is currently my favorite track

open.spotify.com/track/7GF92h...

#musicsky
Magnolias
open.spotify.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Some bunnies on my morning walk
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love Brené Brown so much.
Brené Brown: The Algorithms Have Forced Us Into A Hidden Epidemic, This Is The Only Way Out!
YouTube video by The Diary Of A CEO
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by Mary
Last fiscal year, LAPD settlements totaled $155 million, an amount that could cover this fiscal year’s budget for animal services and the street lighting department combined.

Since 2019, 35 cases… excessive use of force & other civil rights violations during protests… led to $20 million in payouts.
Inside LAPD’s nearly $400M settlement crisis that’s bankrupting LA.

Taxpayers are covering civil rights violations and officer misconduct while basic city services face cuts—and a new audit could reveal whether LAPD is doing anything to stop the pattern.
Inside LAPD's nearly $400M settlement crisis that's bankrupting LA
Taxpayers are covering civil rights violations and officer misconduct while basic city services face cuts—and a new audit could reveal whether LAPD is doing anything to stop the pattern.
lapublicpress.org
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Obi has commandeered a new box

#tuxedocat
#catsky
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
WILL SMITH MVP 💙

#dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
DODGERS WIN
It’s all falling into place
Predicting 5-4 win. Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It’s all falling into place
Predicting 5-4 win. Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Tell me there’s a better sport
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM