40 is "everything's exactly the same as before, but if I don't stretch every day I won't be able to sit down for a week."

Hmmm... Annual Secret Santa gift exchange, but everyone's a spy so they always figure it out in advance.

Do fuckers not eat sauerkraut anymore? I don't even like the stuff, but my extremely Polish and Austrian ass cannot imagine people don't still use this as a side with whatever meat or sausage they're having.

NO ONE CAN SEE THEM! They're stealth puns! Harmless! There was no way my hubris could ever cause my downfall!

Warning, as someone who played this on casual: It's kind of a lie. (I still loved this game, but holy crap, the dodge/parry mechanic was not fun.)

Waffles? You can make them with whole wheat, bran, etc. and they're still good.

Yep! Most common way to do them, in fact.

Like, I'm not *saying* that you can ping me, and I'll carry your butts through Aurum Vale, but that is 100% feasible and a legit way to get done with Aurum Vale.

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I suspect that due to the WILDLY unfortunate practice of teaching three-cueing instead of phonics, a lot of these questions come from people who cannot actually read well enough to parse a Wikipedia page, and that's why they ask instead of looking things up themselves.

"Out-of-focus, tits in the wind, wandering through an ancient ruin, I am suddenly attacked by a Blight Dragon" sounds like the title of Vaurelio's memoire.