Mary
@maryhayes.bsky.social
Educator. Music lover. Collector of hobbies. Desert dweller. Sassy mouth living in discontent. Rated 3.5/5 on Yelp.
Watching Bad Bunny and just crying my eyes out.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Watching Bad Bunny and just crying my eyes out.
My crush in my ceramics class wore a Dr. Stangelove shirt to class tonight. I wish he would stop being so cool.
February 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
My crush in my ceramics class wore a Dr. Stangelove shirt to class tonight. I wish he would stop being so cool.
Do conservatives eat barramundi?
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Do conservatives eat barramundi?
98% of my wardrobe is black. Laundry sorting is effortless. Laundry locating is a tragedy. 😩
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
98% of my wardrobe is black. Laundry sorting is effortless. Laundry locating is a tragedy. 😩
Weekly I romanticize about quitting my career as an educator and working evening shifts at my favorite restaurant.
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Weekly I romanticize about quitting my career as an educator and working evening shifts at my favorite restaurant.
1st grader: You're beautiful.
Me: Oh my goodness thank you. You're beautiful.
1st grader: No! (Gets closer to my face) You're beautiful!
Me: Oh my goodness thank you. You're beautiful.
1st grader: No! (Gets closer to my face) You're beautiful!
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
1st grader: You're beautiful.
Me: Oh my goodness thank you. You're beautiful.
1st grader: No! (Gets closer to my face) You're beautiful!
Me: Oh my goodness thank you. You're beautiful.
1st grader: No! (Gets closer to my face) You're beautiful!
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The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
I can't tell if it's my late 30's hormones or I'm just severely underserved but every person I've seen today at my local bodega or coffee shop is so hot I look twice.
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I can't tell if it's my late 30's hormones or I'm just severely underserved but every person I've seen today at my local bodega or coffee shop is so hot I look twice.
Ilya and Shane forever.
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ilya and Shane forever.
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Customs and Border Protection has broad authority to search travelers’ devices when they cross into the United States. Here’s what you can do to protect your digital life while at the US border.
How to Protect Yourself From Phone Searches at the US Border
Customs and Border Protection has broad authority to search travelers’ devices when they cross into the United States. Here’s what you can do to protect your digital life while at the US border.
wrd.cm
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Customs and Border Protection has broad authority to search travelers’ devices when they cross into the United States. Here’s what you can do to protect your digital life while at the US border.
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
Cis-hetero women are obsessed with Heated Rivalry because they want cis-hetero men to be just as vulnerable, romantic, and horny. It's really not that difficult to understand.
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Cis-hetero women are obsessed with Heated Rivalry because they want cis-hetero men to be just as vulnerable, romantic, and horny. It's really not that difficult to understand.
My head and heart can only handle two episodes of Heated Rivalry on the same day.
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My head and heart can only handle two episodes of Heated Rivalry on the same day.
Pro tip when dining alone. Say it's your birthday, even when it's not. Guaranteed to get a cheeky discount or maybe a little extra bourbon in your Old Fashioned.
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pro tip when dining alone. Say it's your birthday, even when it's not. Guaranteed to get a cheeky discount or maybe a little extra bourbon in your Old Fashioned.
Yikes
This company will now receive monetary bonuses based on how many immigrants it hunts down for ICE theintercept.com/2025/12/19/i...
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yikes
The other day a 3rd grader told me they got $100 from the tooth fairy. For ONE tooth! This is the only kind of inflation I can get behind.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The other day a 3rd grader told me they got $100 from the tooth fairy. For ONE tooth! This is the only kind of inflation I can get behind.
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December 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's the week of my birthday which means I'll be debilitated with depression for the next 7 days. 🤘🏼
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's the week of my birthday which means I'll be debilitated with depression for the next 7 days. 🤘🏼
I've been in education for the last 12 years. In that time, I've observed the attention span of children has significantly declined so much that I can compare it to that of a squirrel.
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I've been in education for the last 12 years. In that time, I've observed the attention span of children has significantly declined so much that I can compare it to that of a squirrel.
I just discovered the phrase "savage hoop."
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I just discovered the phrase "savage hoop."
I would love to go 1 day without being tone-policed by someone and their fragile ego.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I would love to go 1 day without being tone-policed by someone and their fragile ego.
A friend gave me tix to a local charity event with music called Law Rocks. Actual children are bumping shoulders with me at the bar. The complete opposite of what I imagined at this show.
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A friend gave me tix to a local charity event with music called Law Rocks. Actual children are bumping shoulders with me at the bar. The complete opposite of what I imagined at this show.
Since I drive a 20 year old vehicle, I usually listen to the radio when I'm not listening to a CD or a tape. Sometimes when the radio is really boring, I'll hit "scan" and just let it go for my entire commute.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Since I drive a 20 year old vehicle, I usually listen to the radio when I'm not listening to a CD or a tape. Sometimes when the radio is really boring, I'll hit "scan" and just let it go for my entire commute.
Why am I so unlucky with hairstylists? They never cut my hair the way I like it. 😭
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Why am I so unlucky with hairstylists? They never cut my hair the way I like it. 😭
I'm missing my mom's Polish cooking so I'm attempting to make pierogis from scratch. Wish me luck!
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm missing my mom's Polish cooking so I'm attempting to make pierogis from scratch. Wish me luck!