Maggie Shirley
@marvelousmaggie.bsky.social
Melany, out of context: “I could write a book: 1,001 Ways to Kill Your Pet By Accident.”
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Melany, out of context: “I could write a book: 1,001 Ways to Kill Your Pet By Accident.”
Bailey: “I never appreciated drinking too much when I was young, but I really appreciate it in my forties.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Bailey: “I never appreciated drinking too much when I was young, but I really appreciate it in my forties.”
Sunshine, out of context: “I mean, it’s terrible if you were there… but otherwise it’s just a nice new school!”
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Sunshine, out of context: “I mean, it’s terrible if you were there… but otherwise it’s just a nice new school!”
I!!! LOVE!!! CRAFTS!!!
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I!!! LOVE!!! CRAFTS!!!
“I mean, if Chris Pratt can be Mario, then maybe anybody can be anything?” Big Mouth is so good.
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
“I mean, if Chris Pratt can be Mario, then maybe anybody can be anything?” Big Mouth is so good.
A coworker just told me I have “the prettiest skin” and I’m like omg??? I will ride this high all week!!!
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 PM
A coworker just told me I have “the prettiest skin” and I’m like omg??? I will ride this high all week!!!
I’m sorry, would we call Wuthering Heights *cozy*?
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I’m sorry, would we call Wuthering Heights *cozy*?
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Bad news, I read a book and it made me cry. We have to get these things off our streets
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bad news, I read a book and it made me cry. We have to get these things off our streets
The last three episodes of Sex and the City are so fucking good. Like, top five best endings to a series.
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The last three episodes of Sex and the City are so fucking good. Like, top five best endings to a series.
Dylan is cute because he gave me $20 before I left for BookPeople and said “getcha ‘self something nice.” 😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Dylan is cute because he gave me $20 before I left for BookPeople and said “getcha ‘self something nice.” 😂
UGH I LOVE BOOKPEOPLE AND I LOVE COMING TO THEIR CUSTOMER APPRECIATION SALE ON JANUARY 1ST AND I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
UGH I LOVE BOOKPEOPLE AND I LOVE COMING TO THEIR CUSTOMER APPRECIATION SALE ON JANUARY 1ST AND I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR
Britny: “You could argue—and I will—“
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Britny: “You could argue—and I will—“
Tim, out of context: “Making bunnies feel prettier? Why is that a bad thing?”
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Tim, out of context: “Making bunnies feel prettier? Why is that a bad thing?”
Sunshine: “Maggie—you seem to read a lot. I remember when my brain used to be able to do that.”
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sunshine: “Maggie—you seem to read a lot. I remember when my brain used to be able to do that.”
I just remembered that last night I had a dream that they were making a sequel to The Road to El Dorado, and I was genuinely sad when I woke up and realized it wasn’t real.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I just remembered that last night I had a dream that they were making a sequel to The Road to El Dorado, and I was genuinely sad when I woke up and realized it wasn’t real.
Listen, I love a paper chain, but why is everyone in the world posting how-to videos for them right now? Like, with love, are there people in the world who actually need step-by-step instructions in order to make a paper chain? 😅
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Listen, I love a paper chain, but why is everyone in the world posting how-to videos for them right now? Like, with love, are there people in the world who actually need step-by-step instructions in order to make a paper chain? 😅
Perks of being a regular somewhere even though it’s financially irresponsible is that sometimes they give you free stuff, and then you can be like “yes, this free scone balances out with the 20 lattes I’ve bought this month!” and keep being financially irresponsible.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Perks of being a regular somewhere even though it’s financially irresponsible is that sometimes they give you free stuff, and then you can be like “yes, this free scone balances out with the 20 lattes I’ve bought this month!” and keep being financially irresponsible.
I LOVE THE WAY THE COLD SMELLS
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I LOVE THE WAY THE COLD SMELLS
There are so many things wrong with Sex and the City, but the episode when Charlotte says, “Maybe we could be each other’s soulmates,” is one of the great ones, and was incredibly impactful to High School Maggie. Truly formative to who I am now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
There are so many things wrong with Sex and the City, but the episode when Charlotte says, “Maybe we could be each other’s soulmates,” is one of the great ones, and was incredibly impactful to High School Maggie. Truly formative to who I am now.
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Just a gentle reminder that holidays should not be stressful and you get to ensure and protect your joy however you need.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just a gentle reminder that holidays should not be stressful and you get to ensure and protect your joy however you need.
I never finished reading The Chronicles of Narnia when I was younger, so I’ve started listening to the audiobooks, and my favorite thing so far is how much everyone hates Edmund. Mr. Beaver is like, “He’s a fucking snitch. Could tell as soon as I saw him.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I never finished reading The Chronicles of Narnia when I was younger, so I’ve started listening to the audiobooks, and my favorite thing so far is how much everyone hates Edmund. Mr. Beaver is like, “He’s a fucking snitch. Could tell as soon as I saw him.”
Me: “There was nothing like the feeling of someone holding your hand in elementary school.”
Dylan: “Elementary school?!”
Melany: “Yeah, you whore!”
Dylan: “Elementary school?!”
Melany: “Yeah, you whore!”
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Me: “There was nothing like the feeling of someone holding your hand in elementary school.”
Dylan: “Elementary school?!”
Melany: “Yeah, you whore!”
Dylan: “Elementary school?!”
Melany: “Yeah, you whore!”
Hank: “Could you imagine having that much power and that little worry?”
John: “No. No, I can’t even imagine having no power and that little worry.”
John: “No. No, I can’t even imagine having no power and that little worry.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hank: “Could you imagine having that much power and that little worry?”
John: “No. No, I can’t even imagine having no power and that little worry.”
John: “No. No, I can’t even imagine having no power and that little worry.”
One of my favorite parts of Texas Book Festival is when Dylan picks me up at the end of the day and I show him all of my books and tell him about all of the panels I went to. It makes me feel like a little kid being picked up from school.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One of my favorite parts of Texas Book Festival is when Dylan picks me up at the end of the day and I show him all of my books and tell him about all of the panels I went to. It makes me feel like a little kid being picked up from school.
I’M SO SAD ABOUT THE CANCELLATIONS AT TBF THIS YEAR AND I HATE OUR GOVERNMENT!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’M SO SAD ABOUT THE CANCELLATIONS AT TBF THIS YEAR AND I HATE OUR GOVERNMENT!!!