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Award winning lover, homie, and friend. Graduate of He's A Good Boy 🥺 Academy. 6ft 🏳️‍🌈 & hungry.
Pinned
a beautiful day for the pier
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The first anti-aging pill for dogs just got FDA backing and is now closer to approval, which could help senior dogs stay healthier for longer.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Love- shopping.
Hate- spending money.
Love/Hate relationship with shopping lol
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They are complete opposites. But TLC.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We know the answer. We just not gonna discuss it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A Seat At the Table
Shea Butter Baby or A Seat At the Table?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A Charlie Brown Christmas
*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

A Charlie Brown Christmas or How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You know ive never actually watched Jingle All The Way...
*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

The Santa Clause or Jingle All the Way?
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Almost anything over Turkey
*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

Holiday Turkey or Baked Mac and Cheese?
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Home Alone 2 always
*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

Home Alone or Home Alone 2?
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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11 years ago today, Beyoncé released “7/11.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The way we were robbed from ever hearing Whitney Houston sing Defying Gravity, somebody please rewrite history, now! 😭
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Wicked For Good spoilers without context
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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See this relationship happened because Michael made Jan feel wanted.

That feeling of being by longed for is an addictive feeling.

I mean who hasn’t entertained somebody that you didn’t have an attraction for but you loved that how much they wanted you, which in turn made you want them?
What type of dick was Michael Scott slangin, because Jan dropping coin on a boob job just to get that man back was actually insane.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What type of dick was Michael Scott slangin, because Jan dropping coin on a boob job just to get that man back was actually insane.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Blaming the shutdown is crazy, they’ll blame anything except the real cause 😂🤣😂 I wonder what the blame will be on next quarter.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wake this back up!
A lot of yall's favorite sexual fantasies, the most common ones that we see in movies, tv, books, and especially in porn, normalizes pedophilia, incest, rape, fetishism of race, and racism.....but yall not ready to face that reality.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Found my new barber, he gave me the best haircut ive had in years, I gotta suck his dick now.
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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First look at Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page in the new rom-com, ‘You, Me & Tuscany.’

🎥: In theaters | April 10, 2026

(via People)
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The emotionally mature and ethical-acting ones though 🫶🏾✨
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I forgot how good Stupid Girls actually is, im so sorry 😭
Which slut-shaming anthem was most slut-shaming:
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What is going on in this timeline???
After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
SWAG? Man's Best Friend? Idk why im acting surprised, this year was such a terrible year in music, I already called they wouldnt have much to work with. I knew GNX and MUTT were gonna be nominated for AOTY, and Kendrick having the easiest clean sweep next year.
#Grammys Album of the Year nominees:

DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS
SWAG
Man’s Best Friend
Let God Sort ‘Em Out
MAYHEM
GNX
MUTT
CHROMOKOPIA
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How it started (2013). How it's going (2025) 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻#bestie4life @sayhaisteph.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm having an epic day 😁
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Love Island USA’s Chelley and Ace as Kelly Rowland and Nelly in the ‘Dilemma’ video for Halloween.
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM