@martinkscaller.bsky.social
I try and call my mate Martin on a Friday and Saturday, but he never answers the little rascal. He also has a book out if you didn't know, Wrestling in Honey, go grab yourself a copy. In all major charity shops now.
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Free again, latest subcast here, incl Rafael Nadal, Mark Twain, Merle Haggard, & Huw Edwards. martinkelner.substack.com
May 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Free again, latest subcast here, incl Rafael Nadal, Mark Twain, Merle Haggard, & Huw Edwards. martinkelner.substack.com
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Here's the very latest - all the news that's fit to print. Jewel robbery as a retirement plan, Yorkshire, Andy Kershaw in Todmorden, Sharon Stone, & Canine ear care...martinkelner.substack.com
May 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Here's the very latest - all the news that's fit to print. Jewel robbery as a retirement plan, Yorkshire, Andy Kershaw in Todmorden, Sharon Stone, & Canine ear care...martinkelner.substack.com
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1am @talkSPORT #fishsandchipfilmclub The Codfather, When Harry Ramsden Met Sally, Frying Down To Rio, Kiss Me Skate, Children Of A Lesser Cod
May 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
1am @talkSPORT #fishsandchipfilmclub The Codfather, When Harry Ramsden Met Sally, Frying Down To Rio, Kiss Me Skate, Children Of A Lesser Cod
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Brand spanking new, and free to all, latest Substack. Warning: contains offensive joke... martinkelner.substack.com/publish/post/1…
https://martinkelner.substack.com/publish/post/1…
May 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Brand spanking new, and free to all, latest Substack. Warning: contains offensive joke... martinkelner.substack.com/publish/post/1…
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Martin’s Substack
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Martin’s Substack | Martin Kelner | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Martin’s Substack, by Martin Kelner, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
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May 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Martin’s Substack
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Not every caller who 'phones TalkSport in the middle of the night is absolutely 100 per cent stone cold sober martinkelner.substack.com/p/not-every-...
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not every caller who 'phones TalkSport in the middle of the night is absolutely 100 per cent stone cold sober martinkelner.substack.com/p/not-every-...
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Substack ahoy! martinkelner.substack.com/p/different-...
All-over body deodorant, one of those new things they've brought in, like revenge porn & mini Cheddars
All-over body deodorant, one of those new things they've brought in, like revenge porn & mini Cheddars
Different elephant, army jobs, and 'lower body spray.' Have we gone raving mad?
British forces face crisis - swan-feather plumes are running out
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May 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Substack ahoy! martinkelner.substack.com/p/different-...
All-over body deodorant, one of those new things they've brought in, like revenge porn & mini Cheddars
All-over body deodorant, one of those new things they've brought in, like revenge porn & mini Cheddars
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martinkelner.substack.com/p/man-u-face... Latest substack; everything from face blindness, the Spurs, to M & S, and my experience with Rolf Harris...
May 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
martinkelner.substack.com/p/man-u-face... Latest substack; everything from face blindness, the Spurs, to M & S, and my experience with Rolf Harris...
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Latest substack martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-straw-... Village life, the 'Straw Dogs vibe,' Gary Lineker, the long goodbye, and why Nando's chicken is so dry....
May 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Latest substack martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-straw-... Village life, the 'Straw Dogs vibe,' Gary Lineker, the long goodbye, and why Nando's chicken is so dry....
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And done with only half the number of functioning ears normally standard for this kind of caper!
Here's the latest substack - on Liverpool, Kathy Bates, and allied matters martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-liverpoo… plus badly told Bernard Manning joke
May 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
And done with only half the number of functioning ears normally standard for this kind of caper!
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Here's the latest substack - on Liverpool, Kathy Bates, and allied matters martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-liverpoo… plus badly told Bernard Manning joke
May 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Here's the latest substack - on Liverpool, Kathy Bates, and allied matters martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-liverpoo… plus badly told Bernard Manning joke
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martinkelner.substack.com/p/mushrooms-... Mushrooms, Gaza, condoms, & the Code of Jewish law. It's meshuggah, this one.
Mushrooms, Gaza, condoms, and the Code of Jewish law
and the idiosyncracies of Google Maps
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June 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
martinkelner.substack.com/p/mushrooms-... Mushrooms, Gaza, condoms, & the Code of Jewish law. It's meshuggah, this one.
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open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... Latest Substack is here. And here to celebrate is a picture of a horse’s ass.
Even a blind hen sometimes pecks a grain!
...and a warning for Clare Balding
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June 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... Latest Substack is here. And here to celebrate is a picture of a horse’s ass.
Missed you, Marty! @martinkelner.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Missed you, Marty! @martinkelner.bsky.social
No one is home to call 😪 @martinkelner.bsky.social
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December 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
No one is home to call 😪 @martinkelner.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Back tonight with @martinkelner.bsky.social fantastic overnight show on talkSPORT. With @markytalk.bsky.social great to see City get stuffed and Chelsea win too!! Tune in from 1am
November 23, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Back tonight with @martinkelner.bsky.social fantastic overnight show on talkSPORT. With @markytalk.bsky.social great to see City get stuffed and Chelsea win too!! Tune in from 1am