Martin Kelner
@martinkelner.bsky.social
Substack & several of the other platforms. Greatest hits book Wrestling In Honey, available in no good bookshops
Brand new Substack; fun fun fun till my daddy takes my T-bird away. open.substack.com/pub/martinke...
Giddyup! This one's full of meaty goodness & free for everybody, with an invitation to subscribe to Martin's rewiring fund. Don't forget to do that before you set off on your Caribbean cruise.
Plus the 'joys' of Great Yarmouth, and what it has in common with Shanghai...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Brand new Substack; fun fun fun till my daddy takes my T-bird away. open.substack.com/pub/martinke...
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reposted by Martin Kelner
6th November
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
6th November
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
Subscribe. It’s free. open.substack.com/pub/martinke...
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Subscribe. It’s free. open.substack.com/pub/martinke...
open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... Und Kelner ‘sings’!! Auf Deutsch!
Kelner extra! The tragedy of Hollywood kids, Kelner 'sings,' Marlene's many lovers, and do left wing males treat their partners worse than right wingers?
Plus the genus of legendary award-nominated quiz How Old Cary Grant?
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November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... Und Kelner ‘sings’!! Auf Deutsch!
martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-traged... Why do so many progressive leftish figures, in favour of a fair society - Adlai Stevenson, Kennedys, George Orwell - treat their women like shit?
Kelner extra! The tragedy of Hollywood kids, Kelner 'sings,' Marlene's many lovers, and do left wing males treat their partners worse than right wingers?
Plus the genus of legendary award-nominated quiz How Old Cary Grant?
martinkelner.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-traged... Why do so many progressive leftish figures, in favour of a fair society - Adlai Stevenson, Kennedys, George Orwell - treat their women like shit?
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November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Live from the King in Wakefield, the first annual Martin Kelner Prize Draw for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
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Live from the King in Wakefield, the first annual Martin Kelner Prize Draw for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
One 'lucky' paying customer wins a copy of the not quite best selling book Wrestling in Honey. 2nd Prize, 2... etc. etc.
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September 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Live from the King in Wakefield, the first annual Martin Kelner Prize Draw for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
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open.substack.com/pub/martinke...
Screen Break - Kelner & Buckley unpick the Ryder Cup, & talk 'nudie films' of the '60s
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Screen Break - Kelner & Buckley unpick the Ryder Cup, & talk 'nudie films' of the '60s
Plus 'words were never your strong point' says Observer columnist of his Guardian counterpart...
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September 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Screen Break - Kelner & Buckley unpick the Ryder Cup, & talk 'nudie films' of the '60s
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