Eleanor Robertson
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marrowing.bsky.social
Eleanor Robertson
@marrowing.bsky.social
business analyst (marxist-leninist)
and god willing my granddaughters will be able to gestate their babies in the air fryer if they want to and they'll be like "you were fucking crazy for doing that" and I'll be like "yes I was. you're right"
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
please god just let me forget. let me enjoy my children and forget about every single second of pregnancy and birth
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
the MINUTE this second baby is out of my body I am going to instantly forget every single thing I learned about pregnancy and birth and forget it ever happened to me and NEVER think about it again and NOD POLITELYYYY whenever anyone else brings it up
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
in the show, aliens are real, because the show is totally sympathetic to mulder's perspective and validates all his symptoms. so, he is the sane one, and scully, who constantly nudges him toward accepting the horrifying reality of his parents' complicity, is the nutcase bsky.app/profile/marr...
watching an x files episode where scully is triggered into paranoid psychosis by a mind control tv broadcast but mulder is immune. intriguingly and counter to what you’d assume at first blush this suggests mulder is the neurotic and scully is the psychotic in the dyad
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the aliens in the show are just a child's idea of what grown ups are like. strange, visually compelling, powerful, possessed of mysterious knowledge, acting on motivations and plans you can't possibly understand. but aliens aren't real; it was actually just your parents all along
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
absolutely 🫡🫡🫡
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am going to k*** every single nimby, every single local councillor, every single politician who does demand-juicing and investment subsidies, and every single greedy landlord. I am going to k*** these people
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
now I can't smoke any more because of my fucking "young family" and my "beautiful children" !!!!! un fucking believable!!!! kill me now!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I could be chomping down haute couture korean durries for $12 while surrounded by all my cool smoker friends if only I were a zoomer and not a godforsaken millennial. we are the most punished generation in history
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM