Eleanor Robertson
@marrowing.bsky.social
business analyst (marxist-leninist)
we moved into a house with a garage and I can feel myself becoming a boomer in real time. I'm filling up that motherfucker with bags of rubbish, old furniture, shit I can't be bothered to get rid of. closing the door. that's for my children to deal with when I'm dead
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
we moved into a house with a garage and I can feel myself becoming a boomer in real time. I'm filling up that motherfucker with bags of rubbish, old furniture, shit I can't be bothered to get rid of. closing the door. that's for my children to deal with when I'm dead
when I was pregnant with theo I'd listen to a birth stories episode and the guest would be like "my own birth experience really inspired me to become a (insert midwife, doula, birth-related profession)" and I'd nod and be like "yes, of course" now I think that is INSANEE COULD NOT BE MEEEEE
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
when I was pregnant with theo I'd listen to a birth stories episode and the guest would be like "my own birth experience really inspired me to become a (insert midwife, doula, birth-related profession)" and I'd nod and be like "yes, of course" now I think that is INSANEE COULD NOT BE MEEEEE
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daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you
it took three seasons but I now fully understand mulder. he knows unconsciously that his parents are monsters who allowed and covered up the abduction of his sister, but this knowledge is too painful to possess, so he must constantly seek other villains to blame
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
it took three seasons but I now fully understand mulder. he knows unconsciously that his parents are monsters who allowed and covered up the abduction of his sister, but this knowledge is too painful to possess, so he must constantly seek other villains to blame
just used clear sky for the first time and found out someone I knew at uni and haven’t seen or thought about in over 15 years pre-emptively blocked me on here over a year ago. thrilled to have made such an impression!
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
just used clear sky for the first time and found out someone I knew at uni and haven’t seen or thought about in over 15 years pre-emptively blocked me on here over a year ago. thrilled to have made such an impression!
it's great that all the people in my life I'm close to are slowly leaving sydney because it's too expensive to live here. I'm lovin it!
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
it's great that all the people in my life I'm close to are slowly leaving sydney because it's too expensive to live here. I'm lovin it!
watching an x files episode where scully is triggered into paranoid psychosis by a mind control tv broadcast but mulder is immune. intriguingly and counter to what you’d assume at first blush this suggests mulder is the neurotic and scully is the psychotic in the dyad
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
watching an x files episode where scully is triggered into paranoid psychosis by a mind control tv broadcast but mulder is immune. intriguingly and counter to what you’d assume at first blush this suggests mulder is the neurotic and scully is the psychotic in the dyad
I find it very funny that one of the main aus maternity clothing brands is called ripe. I know they mean like a fruit or whatever but every time I read it I'm like yeah, because pregnant and postpartum women fucking STINK. this bitch is RIPE (fanning my hand in front of my nose)
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I find it very funny that one of the main aus maternity clothing brands is called ripe. I know they mean like a fruit or whatever but every time I read it I'm like yeah, because pregnant and postpartum women fucking STINK. this bitch is RIPE (fanning my hand in front of my nose)
I can't believe smoking is cool and cheap again years after I quit. thinking of all that time I spent paying out the ass for expensive darts and sitting by myself in deserted smoking areas makes me sick to my stomach
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I can't believe smoking is cool and cheap again years after I quit. thinking of all that time I spent paying out the ass for expensive darts and sitting by myself in deserted smoking areas makes me sick to my stomach
love this scene where scully thinks mulder has been perpetrating slasher murders and she’s just like, Fuck my stupid chungus life
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
love this scene where scully thinks mulder has been perpetrating slasher murders and she’s just like, Fuck my stupid chungus life
happy Halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
happy Halloween!!!
9 weeks pregnant.... time to eat instant noodles until I feel sick, then eat more instant noodles
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
9 weeks pregnant.... time to eat instant noodles until I feel sick, then eat more instant noodles
Theo: I’m mummy and you’re Theo
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Theo: I’m mummy and you’re Theo
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
me: ok. I’m Theo. I love sharks and dinosaurs and mummy and daddy. and I love going to the park
Theo: I’m mummy. it’s time to go and buy some crabs
It’s my boy’s first time at the big sheep nuts
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It’s my boy’s first time at the big sheep nuts
when are they going to invent a sunscreen pill :( I've been wearing sunscreen every day for a few years now and it actually decreases my quality of life in a significant way :(
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
when are they going to invent a sunscreen pill :( I've been wearing sunscreen every day for a few years now and it actually decreases my quality of life in a significant way :(
Trying to teach him to smile in photos
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Trying to teach him to smile in photos
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Telling Kevin Rudd that you don’t like him and demolishing a heritage building is maybe Trump living my dream?
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Telling Kevin Rudd that you don’t like him and demolishing a heritage building is maybe Trump living my dream?
it’s taken two and a half years but I think Theo is finally beginning to understand that if he closes his eyes, water will not get into them in the bath
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
it’s taken two and a half years but I think Theo is finally beginning to understand that if he closes his eyes, water will not get into them in the bath
god first trimester is the pits. I sleep 9 hours at night, have to have a mandatory 2 hour nap during the day, and I just feel like the walking dead. it feels like my mitochondria have stopped working, like I lack energy on a cellular level. I am a zombie
October 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
god first trimester is the pits. I sleep 9 hours at night, have to have a mandatory 2 hour nap during the day, and I just feel like the walking dead. it feels like my mitochondria have stopped working, like I lack energy on a cellular level. I am a zombie
kid at the park: hey guys! who wants to play baby seal? it’s a really interesting game, someone has to die! (pointing at other kid) today that’s gonna be you!
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
kid at the park: hey guys! who wants to play baby seal? it’s a really interesting game, someone has to die! (pointing at other kid) today that’s gonna be you!
just ate a ludicrously greedy serving of pasta alfredo for breakfast. so this is my second pregnancy announcement
October 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
just ate a ludicrously greedy serving of pasta alfredo for breakfast. so this is my second pregnancy announcement
a lot of people really think you can park in no stopping zones if you put your hazards on
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
a lot of people really think you can park in no stopping zones if you put your hazards on
theo: what's this?
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
theo: what's this?
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
me: a packing pellet
theo: where does it come from?
me: the packing pellet factory
theo (delighted): the packing pellet factory!! oh my gosh!! it come from the packing pellet factory. hooray!
I hate the smoking man, I hate him with my life, he does not leave mulder alone
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I hate the smoking man, I hate him with my life, he does not leave mulder alone
will you let him touch the owl?
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
will you let him touch the owl?