MaroonHog
@maroonhog.bsky.social
an arkansas expat in the U.K., somehow tricked in to being a QPR fan
alright then, I have about 3 quarts of turkey stock. What shall I make with it
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
alright then, I have about 3 quarts of turkey stock. What shall I make with it
Blackburn isn’t very good
I have never been so sure this game is ending 0-0, because why would QPR ever win a game where they are clearly better, and more physical (this is a nice change), and more disciplined?
I have never been so sure this game is ending 0-0, because why would QPR ever win a game where they are clearly better, and more physical (this is a nice change), and more disciplined?
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Blackburn isn’t very good
I have never been so sure this game is ending 0-0, because why would QPR ever win a game where they are clearly better, and more physical (this is a nice change), and more disciplined?
I have never been so sure this game is ending 0-0, because why would QPR ever win a game where they are clearly better, and more physical (this is a nice change), and more disciplined?
planning a friendsgiving for Saturday. some of our friends keep halal, and I thought, well, we live in an area with 6 halal butchers less than a mile away, I’ll just grab one today
problem: not a single one carries turkeys until Christmas season
lamb or beef, I guess!
problem: not a single one carries turkeys until Christmas season
lamb or beef, I guess!
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
planning a friendsgiving for Saturday. some of our friends keep halal, and I thought, well, we live in an area with 6 halal butchers less than a mile away, I’ll just grab one today
problem: not a single one carries turkeys until Christmas season
lamb or beef, I guess!
problem: not a single one carries turkeys until Christmas season
lamb or beef, I guess!
living in the U.K. is fun and good etc…
but the week of thanksgiving I get so jealous of people in America as I go in for a normal work week and actually have to accomplish things.
but the week of thanksgiving I get so jealous of people in America as I go in for a normal work week and actually have to accomplish things.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
living in the U.K. is fun and good etc…
but the week of thanksgiving I get so jealous of people in America as I go in for a normal work week and actually have to accomplish things.
but the week of thanksgiving I get so jealous of people in America as I go in for a normal work week and actually have to accomplish things.
@n2theblue.bsky.social hooked and successfully lost two milkfish while fly fishing in Mauritius this morning
those fuckers can move, man
those fuckers can move, man
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
@n2theblue.bsky.social hooked and successfully lost two milkfish while fly fishing in Mauritius this morning
those fuckers can move, man
those fuckers can move, man
Mauritius: it’s great
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Mauritius: it’s great
I have reached the age where I go to an all inclusive resort and actually use the gym because I know otherwise I’ll regret it
and honestly getting older isn’t all that bad (yet)
and honestly getting older isn’t all that bad (yet)
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I have reached the age where I go to an all inclusive resort and actually use the gym because I know otherwise I’ll regret it
and honestly getting older isn’t all that bad (yet)
and honestly getting older isn’t all that bad (yet)
in theory I could watch Arkansas v lsu
in practice, I can get drunk at the airport and go to a tropical island
I choose the second one
in practice, I can get drunk at the airport and go to a tropical island
I choose the second one
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
in theory I could watch Arkansas v lsu
in practice, I can get drunk at the airport and go to a tropical island
I choose the second one
in practice, I can get drunk at the airport and go to a tropical island
I choose the second one
this is how you vacation
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
this is how you vacation
being able to drive up from a major (ish) city in to this, in under an hour, is pretty cool. Now back to Granada for ham, ham, maybe some ham, and a flamenco show
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
being able to drive up from a major (ish) city in to this, in under an hour, is pretty cool. Now back to Granada for ham, ham, maybe some ham, and a flamenco show
Malaga knows its audience it seems
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Malaga knows its audience it seems
logged off, two weeks off now. First week southern Spain, hiking in sierra nevada, then second week lying in a hammock in Mauritius
god it’s gonna feel good
god it’s gonna feel good
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
logged off, two weeks off now. First week southern Spain, hiking in sierra nevada, then second week lying in a hammock in Mauritius
god it’s gonna feel good
god it’s gonna feel good
oh it’s cold out? And cloudy? And sunset is 4:30?
FINE, I’ll make a beef bourgignon and open a fancy bottle of wine.
FINE, I’ll make a beef bourgignon and open a fancy bottle of wine.
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
oh it’s cold out? And cloudy? And sunset is 4:30?
FINE, I’ll make a beef bourgignon and open a fancy bottle of wine.
FINE, I’ll make a beef bourgignon and open a fancy bottle of wine.
genuinely can’t believe anyone ever thought “bring back Bobby” would work
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
genuinely can’t believe anyone ever thought “bring back Bobby” would work
took the first concrete steps towards prep for new arrival: upgrading car to Soemthing with 2x storage capacity.
also it’s just such a nice color
also it’s just such a nice color
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
took the first concrete steps towards prep for new arrival: upgrading car to Soemthing with 2x storage capacity.
also it’s just such a nice color
also it’s just such a nice color
the week the clocks go back (last weekend in the U.K.) I feel like I can’t stay awake past 9pm. It’s not even 6 and feels like bedtime already
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the week the clocks go back (last weekend in the U.K.) I feel like I can’t stay awake past 9pm. It’s not even 6 and feels like bedtime already
hm even in late October, central london on a Saturday is very crowded
and i am, for some reason, going to a bottomless brunch
on the upside it means i can be in a drunken stupor by the time Arkansas/Auburn starts, which is really the only way to watch that game
and i am, for some reason, going to a bottomless brunch
on the upside it means i can be in a drunken stupor by the time Arkansas/Auburn starts, which is really the only way to watch that game
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
hm even in late October, central london on a Saturday is very crowded
and i am, for some reason, going to a bottomless brunch
on the upside it means i can be in a drunken stupor by the time Arkansas/Auburn starts, which is really the only way to watch that game
and i am, for some reason, going to a bottomless brunch
on the upside it means i can be in a drunken stupor by the time Arkansas/Auburn starts, which is really the only way to watch that game
oh good all Arkansas needs is two defensive stops this game
lol
lol
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
oh good all Arkansas needs is two defensive stops this game
lol
lol
spending Friday night making a “what’s left in the fridge” soup, listening to old Wilco albums
… am I a dad now?
… am I a dad now?
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
spending Friday night making a “what’s left in the fridge” soup, listening to old Wilco albums
… am I a dad now?
… am I a dad now?
@andrew.mcguiregis.com made it to the trail finders home opener, it was… not close
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@andrew.mcguiregis.com made it to the trail finders home opener, it was… not close
at lunch in South Africa: “and if you are vegetarian you can find chicken and fish on the next page”
I’ve been here 72 hours and my arteries hurt
I’ve been here 72 hours and my arteries hurt
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
at lunch in South Africa: “and if you are vegetarian you can find chicken and fish on the next page”
I’ve been here 72 hours and my arteries hurt
I’ve been here 72 hours and my arteries hurt
Mahi mahi lookin ass plane
October 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mahi mahi lookin ass plane
flying on a double decker plane tonight, which is cool and fun. And I’m on the upper deck!
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
flying on a double decker plane tonight, which is cool and fun. And I’m on the upper deck!
need to urgently buy a dress shirt before tomorrow, which means sadly, i am going to have to brave driving to the Big Shopping Mall right when it opens
Truly the stuff of nightmares
Truly the stuff of nightmares
October 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
need to urgently buy a dress shirt before tomorrow, which means sadly, i am going to have to brave driving to the Big Shopping Mall right when it opens
Truly the stuff of nightmares
Truly the stuff of nightmares