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Marnie Shure
@marnieshure.bsky.social
Editor; Writer; Creative Producer; Aspiring Podcast Guest (she/her)
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November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Too excited for this
I’ve covered a ton of morons on guys but I’m delving into quote guys (guys that love to post quotes) and they are next level
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Has anyone ever lived the dream of politely requesting that people scrolling TikTok videos rapid-fire at full volume in a public place be so kind as to mute their phones? I need tales of heroism right now
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The Terminal 3 Dunkin' at O'Hare is nothing short of a modern day miracle. Always open. Fast no matter how long the line is. Unflappable service. Abundant in bananas at ideal ripeness levels. Simply incredible
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It Happened To Me: I Bought Tickets To A "7 PM" Show But Only Doors Were At 7 And The Opener Is Scheduled For 8 And The Venue Just Told Me The Headliner Won't Go On Till 9 But That Probably Means 9:15
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I've been listening to a podcast about physical media for more than a year and I still couldn't tell you with confidence what 4K is
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We have a choice in this life. Every one of us. And I hope you make the right one by turning off your iPhone's audible keyboard taps.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
She's been treating me pretty well lately, so just this once, THIS ONCE, I will choose to forgive
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It's somehow still so funny every time I see high-end tailored-suit-clad bouncers outside of Carol's Pub
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When casino ads open with the blaring question, "READY TO LEVEL UP?"
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's almost as if candidates who center public transit in their campaigns (and actually make use of the transit system) are enacting their commitment to a collective and communal vision for their cities and that this commitment wins them votes
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Considering designing a custom "Stay Stoked" snapback to maintain a disciplined hope
be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Honestly language is so malleable, so inviting of our creative minds, so beautiful that the discovery of "scrunkly" is enough to make me weep
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Another week spent brainstorming alternatives to "no worries if not" for all personal and professional emails
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I aspire to replicate the frank honesty of the Craigslist Free Stuff listing for "Mostly Broken TV"
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When the 381 Carl Sandburg is impeded by exactly zero freight traffic 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My brave stance is that Something Corporate's LEAVING THROUGH THE WINDOW (2002) is a no-skips masterpiece
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
That's okay; I will rush in to take their place
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You have no idea how excited and relieved and grateful I am about this and it would be my pleasure to ride the trains and buses with any one of you at any time now that their time is no longer running out
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Just an FYI to the zoos of America. Just because Halloween is over and it's November does NOT mean you need to stop posting videos of hippos cronching a whole-ass pumpkin between their jaws in a single bite. No reason at all to withhold such content. Keep 'em coming
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
(And Halloween)
You don't love Halloween you love a codified excuse to commune with your neighbors!!!!!!!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You don't love Halloween you love a codified excuse to commune with your neighbors!!!!!!!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Eventually every music streaming service bends toward the assumption that I must, MUST love the song "Phantom Limb" by The Shins, and every music streaming service is so woefully incorrect
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
In a constant state of owning approximately 6-8 pairs of pants and inexplicably hating all but 1-2 of them
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why and how is FRANKENSTEIN 2 hours and 29 minutes long. Do they show Victor completing his residency requirements
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM