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marmapus.bsky.social
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we pulled the old toilet out pretty easily but when i asked where the pipe was supposed to join the new one he said "ah idk man i'm not a plumber"
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
they use the phrase 'Winergy' & have backup outro dancers 😔😔
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Bec's been telling me more abt it & it's worse than we thought 😔
September 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
'The Tonyverse' is Tony's thoughts abt stuff. it's drawn from his rags to riches success story, his keen observations of the human psyche & pseudo science
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
sounds like 100% a cult. there is a figurehead let's call him 'Tony' (so this doesnt somehow get back to Bec's work). Tony doesnt run the course but instead sends acolytes to introduce u to what they call 'The Tonyverse'
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
they've already mentioned metaphyics, hypnosis & neuro-linguistic repreogramming & she is p convinced it is some kind of cult
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the celebrant is the referee, the vows are a wrestling match, u tap out by saying i do & then u married
August 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
basically weddings should be more like wrestling
August 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
also everyone should have their own walk out music.. also they should run up & down the aisle hi fiving ppl
August 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
indeed
July 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
me too i caught whatever bec has & was p much up all last night reading ghost story
July 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
last week despite my various protests he made a path of slippery cobbles to a mysterious tiny shrine right in the middle of the outdoor area
June 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
literally him yesterday helping me put stuff in the tip shop: hmmm... let's just try something... i think we need to move beyond the concept of 'aisles'
June 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM