Mark Zero
@markzero.bsky.social
(He/Him) Lego collector (AFOL), Star Trek & sci-fi fan (Friend of DeSoto), and sarcastic internet person
I'm issuing an Markecutive order, all snow is canceled for the rest of the month
January 24, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I'm issuing an Markecutive order, all snow is canceled for the rest of the month
Reposted by Mark Zero
Why did it take me until 2026 to find out that I really like blackout curtains?
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Why did it take me until 2026 to find out that I really like blackout curtains?
Gluten free? I'd rather be Putin-free!
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Gluten free? I'd rather be Putin-free!
Dear Wendy's,
Your fries are still terrible
The shredded lettuce is bad
Bring back the old nugget sauces
Sincerely,
Mark
Your fries are still terrible
The shredded lettuce is bad
Bring back the old nugget sauces
Sincerely,
Mark
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Dear Wendy's,
Your fries are still terrible
The shredded lettuce is bad
Bring back the old nugget sauces
Sincerely,
Mark
Your fries are still terrible
The shredded lettuce is bad
Bring back the old nugget sauces
Sincerely,
Mark
We know a lot about Order 66, but was there an Order 67? @infinata.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 PM
We know a lot about Order 66, but was there an Order 67? @infinata.bsky.social
They should make mice cream for cats, owls, and snakes
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
They should make mice cream for cats, owls, and snakes
I want to see Timothee Chalamet battle the main cast of stranger things in some kind of gladiatorial tournament
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I want to see Timothee Chalamet battle the main cast of stranger things in some kind of gladiatorial tournament
My month of eating mostly lindor truffles for my meals is nearly over
December 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My month of eating mostly lindor truffles for my meals is nearly over
It would have been cool if they had remastered Fallout New Vegas and released it in time for the new season of the show
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It would have been cool if they had remastered Fallout New Vegas and released it in time for the new season of the show
Isn't it more likely that a reindeer got run over by a grandma?
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Isn't it more likely that a reindeer got run over by a grandma?
I think the best way for me to make new friends is to go to karaoke every week and only sing the Star-Spangled Banner
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think the best way for me to make new friends is to go to karaoke every week and only sing the Star-Spangled Banner
@infinata.bsky.social could Infinity Stones be used as the crystals in lightsabers?
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@infinata.bsky.social could Infinity Stones be used as the crystals in lightsabers?
I heard that the Pope is opening his own cannoli shop, but he's struggling to come up with a good name for it
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I heard that the Pope is opening his own cannoli shop, but he's struggling to come up with a good name for it
I wish I could just hire an orange cat to come visit me for a few hours
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I wish I could just hire an orange cat to come visit me for a few hours
They should do a reverse shadow drop during the game awards where they unrelease Silksong, removing it from every digital platform and causing the physical releases to self-destruct
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
They should do a reverse shadow drop during the game awards where they unrelease Silksong, removing it from every digital platform and causing the physical releases to self-destruct
It's only the 10th, and I've already eaten a dangerous amount of holiday chocolate this month
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's only the 10th, and I've already eaten a dangerous amount of holiday chocolate this month
I know this would reduce some of the fun for some people, but imagine if the Metroid prime games had fast travel points
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know this would reduce some of the fun for some people, but imagine if the Metroid prime games had fast travel points
Wait, eggnog is real? I thought it was just a joke in movies. No thank you!
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wait, eggnog is real? I thought it was just a joke in movies. No thank you!
Award shows are dumb
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Award shows are dumb
I restarted Metroid Dread because I never finished it. That stupid robot pissed me off so much that I gave up again after an hour. I'm not skilled enough for that kind of metroidvania. It's not fun for me. I'm hoping Prime 4 is better
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I restarted Metroid Dread because I never finished it. That stupid robot pissed me off so much that I gave up again after an hour. I'm not skilled enough for that kind of metroidvania. It's not fun for me. I'm hoping Prime 4 is better
Reposted by Mark Zero
Like my bio says, sometimes I make things.
It's been awhile, but I finally made another thing.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8357...
It's been awhile, but I finally made another thing.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8357...
Tater Claus by thefightingtater
Get into the Christmas spirit (and maybe enjoy a few Christmas-themed spirits) with Tater Claus! 100% of artist's share of sales will be donated to the James D. Tatum "Fighting Tater" Memorial Fund at...
www.teepublic.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Like my bio says, sometimes I make things.
It's been awhile, but I finally made another thing.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8357...
It's been awhile, but I finally made another thing.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8357...