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Mark Zero

@markzero.bsky.social

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(He/Him) Lego collector (AFOL), Star Trek & sci-fi fan (Friend of DeSoto), and sarcastic internet person

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Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 7h

Deer streaming services, I live alone and I'm the only one that uses my TV. I don't want to have to select a profile every time I log in. Give me that option!

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 1d

If you kill the first prime podcast, then all podcasts sired after it will also perish

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 4d

Idea for a Final Destination sequel, "Final Desti-Nation": After an accidental nuclear launch is averted, everyone in the US is inflicted with a final destination style curse. Just seen after seeing of everyone in the country getting killed and increasingly elaborate ways as they try to avoid death

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 4d

Another morning, another failed attempt at an omelette

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 4d

We have all-purpose flour, but where is no-purpose flour?

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 5d

I'm still not quite sure what chumba casino is, but I want it to go away

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 8d

It's still weird to me that Pikmin and Pokémon are such similar words

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 9d

I like watching freeze dried food and canning videos on social media, but I have to be careful or my algorithm quickly turns into right-wing prepper content

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 9d

I'd like to thank Amazon for breaking the internet today. We all needed a break.

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 14d

Maybe capitalism isn't working out

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 14d

I'm into the 2001 episodes of King of the Hill, when did it have an episode about 9/11?

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 14d

Regular gushers aren't crunchy enough

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 15d

Gushers should make a breakfast cereal

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Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 17d

Are Q from Star Trek and Q from James Bond intended to be the same character?

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 18d

Sometimes I also get the zoomies after I poop

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 19d

No offense, but I just don't care about Shrek

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 21d

Have they done a Simpsons episode yet where homer takes ozempic?

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · 22d

I need a costume that works for both DragonCon and Dragcon

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · Sep 20

Kirk as Ernie, Spock as Bert

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · Sep 18

My only critique of the new Superman movie is that @jamesgunn.bsky.social didn't include a scene where Clark Kent skateboarded to the song "Superman" by Goldfinger

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · Sep 17

I'm 42 years old and I can't tell time on an analog clock without thinking about it very hard

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · Sep 16

Movie Idea: Dwayne Johnson as buff Pilgrim, "Plymouth Rock"

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · Sep 16

So Somalia is a country filled entirely with wine experts?

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · Sep 15

I'm lucky that I didn't catch Pac-Man fever, but I did have to pick up some asteroid cream

Mark Zero @markzero.bsky.social · Sep 13

The only Kirk I care about is James T. Kirk