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Mark Zero
@markzero.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Lego collector (AFOL), Star Trek & sci-fi fan (Friend of DeSoto), and sarcastic internet person
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Deer streaming services, I live alone and I'm the only one that uses my TV. I don't want to have to select a profile every time I log in. Give me that option!
If you kill the first prime podcast, then all podcasts sired after it will also perish
Idea for a Final Destination sequel, "Final Desti-Nation": After an accidental nuclear launch is averted, everyone in the US is inflicted with a final destination style curse. Just seen after seeing of everyone in the country getting killed and increasingly elaborate ways as they try to avoid death
Another morning, another failed attempt at an omelette
We have all-purpose flour, but where is no-purpose flour?
I'm still not quite sure what chumba casino is, but I want it to go away
It's still weird to me that Pikmin and Pokémon are such similar words
I like watching freeze dried food and canning videos on social media, but I have to be careful or my algorithm quickly turns into right-wing prepper content
I'd like to thank Amazon for breaking the internet today. We all needed a break.
Maybe capitalism isn't working out
I'm into the 2001 episodes of King of the Hill, when did it have an episode about 9/11?
Regular gushers aren't crunchy enough
Gushers should make a breakfast cereal
Are Q from Star Trek and Q from James Bond intended to be the same character?
Sometimes I also get the zoomies after I poop
No offense, but I just don't care about Shrek
Have they done a Simpsons episode yet where homer takes ozempic?
I need a costume that works for both DragonCon and Dragcon
Kirk as Ernie, Spock as Bert
My only critique of the new Superman movie is that @jamesgunn.bsky.social didn't include a scene where Clark Kent skateboarded to the song "Superman" by Goldfinger
I'm 42 years old and I can't tell time on an analog clock without thinking about it very hard
Movie Idea: Dwayne Johnson as buff Pilgrim, "Plymouth Rock"
So Somalia is a country filled entirely with wine experts?
I'm lucky that I didn't catch Pac-Man fever, but I did have to pick up some asteroid cream
The only Kirk I care about is James T. Kirk