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I'm still gonna listen to Taylor's versions simply for the undertones of spite
June 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm still gonna listen to Taylor's versions simply for the undertones of spite
Oddly specific ick: he backs into parking spaces. Who are you trying to impress?
March 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oddly specific ick: he backs into parking spaces. Who are you trying to impress?
Me and the crew on our way to get lobotomies at Claire's
January 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Me and the crew on our way to get lobotomies at Claire's
The funniest thing that could happen is they allow three term presidents and we elect Obama
January 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The funniest thing that could happen is they allow three term presidents and we elect Obama
Have AJ and Big Justice crossed the picket line yet? #costcoguys
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Have AJ and Big Justice crossed the picket line yet? #costcoguys
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executive orders are fun bc it’s like a four-year game of keep away with so many cute different things like people’s fundamental right to exist and general treason
January 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
executive orders are fun bc it’s like a four-year game of keep away with so many cute different things like people’s fundamental right to exist and general treason
The new TikTok looks like she bite
January 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The new TikTok looks like she bite
New power move: referring to RuPaul's Drag Race as "the game" and asking people if they're watching the game tomorrow
January 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
New power move: referring to RuPaul's Drag Race as "the game" and asking people if they're watching the game tomorrow
There's nothing like the spiritual bond you feel with the guy that is also eating lunch in his car in the taco bell parking lot
December 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
There's nothing like the spiritual bond you feel with the guy that is also eating lunch in his car in the taco bell parking lot
The phrase "happy as a clam" sets the bar pretty low
November 30, 2024 at 7:57 PM
The phrase "happy as a clam" sets the bar pretty low
Queer baiting is when I find any straight man attractive
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Queer baiting is when I find any straight man attractive
I don't think our country would be in this place if they hadn't cancelled the Lizzie McGuire reboot
November 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I don't think our country would be in this place if they hadn't cancelled the Lizzie McGuire reboot
Correct me if I'm wrong but whoever wins this boxing match gets to be in Trump's cabinet?
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong but whoever wins this boxing match gets to be in Trump's cabinet?
As a millennial, my goal is to retire early at 80 years old
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
As a millennial, my goal is to retire early at 80 years old
Honestly thank god that joker sequel wasn't good or else we'd have a bunch of musical theater incels trying to write a trump version of Hamilton
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Honestly thank god that joker sequel wasn't good or else we'd have a bunch of musical theater incels trying to write a trump version of Hamilton