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Markus Lindström
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🇸🇪 1985. 🏠🇧🇪 Nivelles. Two children half-time, two cats full-time. Linux/Debian geek. Nerd. Atheist. He/him.
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Nouvelle mode à Nivelles : les jeunes se rassemblent en masse pour regarder des street fights sanglants en plein centre ville, organisés par réseaux sociaux.

The fuck?
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Le client qui met des emojis dans ses mots de passe.
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Nous sommes en l'an 34 après Unicode.

Mon reçu à la poste indique "Dépôt envoi – Recommandé national".
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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NEW EPISODE OF MAP MEN!

Forget the North-South divide. Is this the REAL way to split England in two?

Share and enjoy!

youtu.be/DQzqmV7t6_0
EAST vs WEST: England's REAL divide?
YouTube video by Jay and Mark
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Big announcement! The demo for our Windows 95 automation game about making PowerPoint factories, Factory 95 is coming out this week!

Wishlist on Steam to get notified
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/...
#indiegame #gamedev
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Je pense qu'on peut parler d'une belle aguisition.
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Here's your sporadically scheduled Touhou-fueled Ronald McDonald insanity.

(yeah, the fact that all rhythm games I played yesterday had Touhou playlists might have something to do with it)
Ronald McDonald insanity
YouTube video by mrhorseshoe
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Tried out some rhythm games at the arcade yesterday. I understand the appeal now, and wow does it get hard quick 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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It’s weird that news organizations like the BBC are covering this as if it’s a real thing with a real process behind it—and not clearly some nakedly invented “participation trophy” by a corrupt organization to curry favor with a corrupt and easily manipulated man-child. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Donald Trump: US president named inaugural Fifa Peace Prize winner
US President Donald Trump receives the inaugural Fifa Peace Prize before the draw for the 2026 Fifa World Cup.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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- « J'ai pas eu le Nobel de la Paix, je veux qu'on me donne un prix parce que avec moi on a la paix dans le monde ! Fifa, vous voulez toujours faire des affaires chez nous ? »
- « Tenez, Monsignor le Président, un trophée rien que pour vous ! »
- « Aboie pour moi, Fifa. »
- « Wouf, wouf. »
Thought this was an onion style joke for a full 5 seconds.
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Enjoying SPY x FAMILY season 3. Still as funny, whilst taking some unexpected tonal risks at times that do pay off.
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I need a stiff drink.

Hot tea. ON THE ROCKS.
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
big sad
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Pour la postérité parce que j'ai visiblement la mémoire courte : les cookies de Starbucks sont immondes.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Nothing better than @cheapshow.bsky.social nightbussin' episodes while on the commute.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Je veux pas me vanter, mais Saint-Nicolas est venu au bureau hier et il m'a fait check.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Smooth McGroove is at Doom's Gate. And winning.
Doom - E1M1 - At Doom's Gate Acapella
YouTube video by Smooth McGroove
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Another year, another doomed attempt by Coca-Cola to displace Julmust on the Swedish market around Christmas.
Julmust - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I used to enjoy cat videos.

Now 90% of them are AI slop.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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You requested it, now it’s here - introducing Proton Sheets! The privacy-first alternative to Excel and Google Sheets.

Spreadsheets form the framework of modern businesses, and with Proton Sheets, you can ensure your data is private and secure.

1/4
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM