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I dreamed that characters of my unfinished stories begged me to finish those tales, otherwise their worlds would be destroyed.

So for them, I write.
It’s wild that they’re so brazen when I’m over here afraid to even use an em dash.
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Just when you thought you couldn’t be any more generically middle-aged white guy.
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
With an extra dash of chaos agent
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
When the ghost runner thinks he hit a double.
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 PM
9 out of 10 digital accessibility professionals will advise against editorializing alt text.

Tonight, I volunteer to be that 10th DA pro.
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Yes, but I think my heart can only take one at a time. I can let you know when they’re done?
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I still think about Dinosaurs. I had my kids watch the end just the other day.

Their takeaway was that apparently nobody listened to Earl’s speech and we’re speed running towards apocalypse instead.
January 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
We interviewed someone for a student web developer position who mentioned Geocities experience. Except she pronounced it the way Megamind says it ”Metrocity”

I could almost feel the strand of hair as it turned gray.
January 21, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Foo Wrestlers
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM