This isn't fucking speech and debate club, you fucking breadless breadstick. I don't want to talk to a piece of shit. Good luck getting the high score in this game no one is fucking playing with you, you consent deficient marshmallow

*cited

I know there's not enough time between when they handed the paper in and when the paper is graded but is it possible to say "fine, if you want to refer to religion as part of your answer, then please resubmit it with actual sided quotations from the Bible?" I assume some syllabi will be updated soon

I have a gray version of these that are my "shoveling boots" and they are awesome. Obviously yesterday they came in handy.

I'm in it for the existential angst.

Didn't cost you an extra 15 bucks either.

"Make them pay."
Could apply to billionaires, grifters, seditionists, war criminals, and collaborators.