Mark Dziak
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Mark Dziak
@markdziak.bsky.social
Cleveland native now living in Bremen, Germany.

I used to swim and run. I still do, I used to too
South Park is totally going to have Hegseth and Trump bomb Santa right?

Unknown ship travelling over the Caribbean with a large stash of unidentifiable cargo. It writes itself

Oh my god, they killed Santa!
Those bastards!
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
All I want is for it to be early December and that orange helmet to be on the "in the hunt" section of the Playoff Picture graphic. Is that too much to ask?
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Both things can be true Jimmy 😀
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Looking good Dee, looking good.

Guten Appetit!
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's crazy - they have a live score with a "play by play' of the action. I'm impressed that someone is live-updating a Bremen "Landesliga" for 10&under girls
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They could also do a holiday horror with "The South Bend Shovel Slammer."

What about a full "Angels With Filthy Souls"?
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh man, bless your heart. Probably one of the things I like doing least
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have never seen Titanic or any Avatar movie
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Yeah I wouldn't use "crusty" in this context. Definitely negative connotations.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
But was it juicy and/or crunchy? 😂
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
For some reason this word triggers me to the aughts fashion trend 😂
a woman wearing a purple hoodie and pants with rhinestones on the back
ALT: a woman wearing a purple hoodie and pants with rhinestones on the back
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I didn't even catch that as I was focused on the Juice and Crunchy descriptors.

To be fair, there is real cinnamon and cherries in there
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This is exactly why I tagged/thought of you. Thank you for the eloquent explanation Lynn
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I tried one, and honestly, as a non-Skepulatius person, it wasn't too bad. I would have another one. Though my allegiance is to the standard cinnamon roll
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM