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Going through the photos I took in the States and discovered some bathroom mirror selfies I forgot to post, so have them as a treat xo
I pledge my votes forevermore to anyone who will abolish bookshops putting stickers on front covers 😤
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I pledge my votes forevermore to anyone who will abolish bookshops putting stickers on front covers 😤
I beg you to consider what the reaction would (correctly!) be if the Tories or Reform even briefly considered binning trial by jury after 800 years
💥Jury trials for all except most serious crimes such as rape, murder and manslaughter set to be scrapped under radical proposals drawn up by David Lammy.
Proposals drew swift backlash from senior lawyers who said they would not reduce court backlogs & could “destroy justice as we know it”.
Proposals drew swift backlash from senior lawyers who said they would not reduce court backlogs & could “destroy justice as we know it”.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I beg you to consider what the reaction would (correctly!) be if the Tories or Reform even briefly considered binning trial by jury after 800 years
just got charged FIVE great british pounds sterling for this sandwich 💀
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
just got charged FIVE great british pounds sterling for this sandwich 💀
>Inflation is 3.8%
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
>Inflation is 3.8%
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
One good thing that might come from the Government doling out yet another bump for pensions is they'll finally adjust income tax bands (or at least tax-free allowance) for the rest of us – couldn't possibly have the old dears paying tax when they've aLrEaDy pAiD iNtO tHe sYsTeM
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One good thing that might come from the Government doling out yet another bump for pensions is they'll finally adjust income tax bands (or at least tax-free allowance) for the rest of us – couldn't possibly have the old dears paying tax when they've aLrEaDy pAiD iNtO tHe sYsTeM
Oh no wicked was SO not good
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh no wicked was SO not good
Big burly meatheads who swagger round like they want to fight everyone shatter their own illusion when their vape is princess bubblegum flavour
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Big burly meatheads who swagger round like they want to fight everyone shatter their own illusion when their vape is princess bubblegum flavour
His reaction makes me howl every time 😭
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
His reaction makes me howl every time 😭
Is he... you know?
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is he... you know?
Supreme Chancellor Trump has entered the chat
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Supreme Chancellor Trump has entered the chat
Why do so many shops and barbers now have signs and bright white lighting that can be seen from fucking Jupiter? It's so tacky 😭
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why do so many shops and barbers now have signs and bright white lighting that can be seen from fucking Jupiter? It's so tacky 😭
Now Zohran why are you flying NYC to DC when Amtrak is right there? This is gonna ruin the tour.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Now Zohran why are you flying NYC to DC when Amtrak is right there? This is gonna ruin the tour.
Why do people assume that wherever they're going or whatever they're doing is automatically more important bc they're in a two-tonne box of metal?
Got beeped and sworn at by some guy who simply HAD to fly right up to a junction at full speed bc he couldn't just... slow down?
Got beeped and sworn at by some guy who simply HAD to fly right up to a junction at full speed bc he couldn't just... slow down?
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why do people assume that wherever they're going or whatever they're doing is automatically more important bc they're in a two-tonne box of metal?
Got beeped and sworn at by some guy who simply HAD to fly right up to a junction at full speed bc he couldn't just... slow down?
Got beeped and sworn at by some guy who simply HAD to fly right up to a junction at full speed bc he couldn't just... slow down?
A four-part series with a prestige cast about the assassination of an obscure late-19th century President? What the hell, sure
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A four-part series with a prestige cast about the assassination of an obscure late-19th century President? What the hell, sure
Bagged the goods: only the finest literature in this household
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bagged the goods: only the finest literature in this household
❄️ do you guys like my badge?
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
❄️ do you guys like my badge?
Boomer lawyer next to me on the train is breaking all kinds of client confidentiality rules bc he has his emails blown up like 500% on his laptop
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Boomer lawyer next to me on the train is breaking all kinds of client confidentiality rules bc he has his emails blown up like 500% on his laptop
there are TOO MANY announcements on British trains SHUT UP i beg 😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
there are TOO MANY announcements on British trains SHUT UP i beg 😭
I've found another trashy NYC real estate show and of COURSE I am sat
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've found another trashy NYC real estate show and of COURSE I am sat
Just used "I bet you find Seth Rogen funny" as an insult on an elder millennial and it worked
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just used "I bet you find Seth Rogen funny" as an insult on an elder millennial and it worked
I hate hate HATE that AI has ruined writing techniques like the rule of three or parallelism 😤
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I hate hate HATE that AI has ruined writing techniques like the rule of three or parallelism 😤
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
Going back through my manuscript and ripping it out wherever I find it because I do NOT want anyone thinking 😖 I used 🤢 ChatGPT 🤮🤮🤮
Complimented the barista's haircut and he blushed so much, he's an adorable straight boy
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Complimented the barista's haircut and he blushed so much, he's an adorable straight boy
Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton's saxophone is funnier than that time he died
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton's saxophone is funnier than that time he died
Winter is upon us. It's mocha season ☕
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Winter is upon us. It's mocha season ☕
It's so funny this story spawned hundreds of suggestions of different buildings which would make more suitable (and more splendid) accommodation for the Prime Minister and his staff
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It's so funny this story spawned hundreds of suggestions of different buildings which would make more suitable (and more splendid) accommodation for the Prime Minister and his staff
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard
But most of the arguments against it are because we hate ourselves and think the PM should live in a broom cupboard