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Going through the photos I took in the States and discovered some bathroom mirror selfies I forgot to post, so have them as a treat xo
I'm hatin' it
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm hatin' it
"What we need is for me to have a bigger voice." – Jasmine Crockett
This isn't even a sarcastic paraphrase. She straight up just says this.
What was once the faint hope of Blexas is well and truly cooked.
This isn't even a sarcastic paraphrase. She straight up just says this.
What was once the faint hope of Blexas is well and truly cooked.
It's official: Rep. Jasmine Crockett has announced she's running for U.S. Senate in Texas.
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"What we need is for me to have a bigger voice." – Jasmine Crockett
This isn't even a sarcastic paraphrase. She straight up just says this.
What was once the faint hope of Blexas is well and truly cooked.
This isn't even a sarcastic paraphrase. She straight up just says this.
What was once the faint hope of Blexas is well and truly cooked.
Coach K on LNER trains is half standard class, half first class. Some fur-clad woman used the wrong door at Edinburgh and looked utterly horrified that she'd stumbled into our cattle truck section.
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Coach K on LNER trains is half standard class, half first class. Some fur-clad woman used the wrong door at Edinburgh and looked utterly horrified that she'd stumbled into our cattle truck section.
I nipped into Sostrene Grene to grab some cute wrapping paper and came out 25 minutes later with wrapping paper, fancy cards, gift tags, tree ornaments, candles, a live reindeer, my own candy cane factory and shares in the company
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I nipped into Sostrene Grene to grab some cute wrapping paper and came out 25 minutes later with wrapping paper, fancy cards, gift tags, tree ornaments, candles, a live reindeer, my own candy cane factory and shares in the company
The size difference between Jonathan Bailey and David Corenswet 😭
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The size difference between Jonathan Bailey and David Corenswet 😭
Y'know those people who book leave from the 18th til the New Year? Let them do it.
Means things are quiet over Christmas for those of us still "holding the fort", and then we can take our leave when everyone else starts coming back.
It's like getting two holidays if you think about it 💁♂️
Means things are quiet over Christmas for those of us still "holding the fort", and then we can take our leave when everyone else starts coming back.
It's like getting two holidays if you think about it 💁♂️
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Y'know those people who book leave from the 18th til the New Year? Let them do it.
Means things are quiet over Christmas for those of us still "holding the fort", and then we can take our leave when everyone else starts coming back.
It's like getting two holidays if you think about it 💁♂️
Means things are quiet over Christmas for those of us still "holding the fort", and then we can take our leave when everyone else starts coming back.
It's like getting two holidays if you think about it 💁♂️
I'm not a gamer. GTA once in a blue moon, that's it
bf set up his Xbox Series S, but discs are useless so I either need to pay again or switch consoles
Just wired up the Xbox One... and it's been updating for 25 minutes
What happened to games you could just play?? 😭 Don't even want to anymore 😭😭
bf set up his Xbox Series S, but discs are useless so I either need to pay again or switch consoles
Just wired up the Xbox One... and it's been updating for 25 minutes
What happened to games you could just play?? 😭 Don't even want to anymore 😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm not a gamer. GTA once in a blue moon, that's it
bf set up his Xbox Series S, but discs are useless so I either need to pay again or switch consoles
Just wired up the Xbox One... and it's been updating for 25 minutes
What happened to games you could just play?? 😭 Don't even want to anymore 😭😭
bf set up his Xbox Series S, but discs are useless so I either need to pay again or switch consoles
Just wired up the Xbox One... and it's been updating for 25 minutes
What happened to games you could just play?? 😭 Don't even want to anymore 😭😭
🎄 First Christmas tree in my own wee house 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🎄 First Christmas tree in my own wee house 🥰
Boomers foam at the mouth for National Service, but here's the rub: Millennials and Gen Z aren't willing to die for countries that have been shitting on us non-stop to keep the boomer bubble intact.
And who'll pay your pensions if we're all dead?
news.sky.com/story/young-...
And who'll pay your pensions if we're all dead?
news.sky.com/story/young-...
Young Germans react to voluntary military service plans
Under new plans, all 18-year-olds will be sent a questionnaire about their fitness and willingness to serve.
news.sky.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Boomers foam at the mouth for National Service, but here's the rub: Millennials and Gen Z aren't willing to die for countries that have been shitting on us non-stop to keep the boomer bubble intact.
And who'll pay your pensions if we're all dead?
news.sky.com/story/young-...
And who'll pay your pensions if we're all dead?
news.sky.com/story/young-...
Just had to teach my little cousin the difference between saying "playing with myself" and "playing by myself" 💀
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just had to teach my little cousin the difference between saying "playing with myself" and "playing by myself" 💀
Okay but seriously WHEN will that damn gay hockey show be available to watch in the UK? 😭
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Okay but seriously WHEN will that damn gay hockey show be available to watch in the UK? 😭
People who still indulge in "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" discourse in the year of our lord 2025 are the same people who bring you "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" and "that dress was white and gold" btw
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
People who still indulge in "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" discourse in the year of our lord 2025 are the same people who bring you "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" and "that dress was white and gold" btw
If Joe Biden had done this Jake Tapper would have gone to Death-con One
images of Trump dozing during today's cabinet meeting
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty & Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty & Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If Joe Biden had done this Jake Tapper would have gone to Death-con One
Trains are delayed by like 100 minutes and everyone is stressed and pissed off in our standing room-only carriage – but a woman lifted her baby out of a pram and he started smiling and laughing because there were so many people and everybody instantly cheered up 1000% 🥹
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trains are delayed by like 100 minutes and everyone is stressed and pissed off in our standing room-only carriage – but a woman lifted her baby out of a pram and he started smiling and laughing because there were so many people and everybody instantly cheered up 1000% 🥹
Close enough, welcome back Amy Brookheimer
Sydney Sweeney stuns on 'THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON' ahead of 'THE HOUSEMAID' release.
#SydneySweeney #TheHousemaid #TonightShow
#SydneySweeney #TheHousemaid #TonightShow
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Close enough, welcome back Amy Brookheimer
I feel my brain literally frying in my skull whenever I end up reading ai-generated slop not least because I despair at how many people can't tell it apart
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I feel my brain literally frying in my skull whenever I end up reading ai-generated slop not least because I despair at how many people can't tell it apart
I pledge my votes forevermore to anyone who will abolish bookshops putting stickers on front covers 😤
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I pledge my votes forevermore to anyone who will abolish bookshops putting stickers on front covers 😤
I beg you to consider what the reaction would (correctly!) be if the Tories or Reform even briefly considered binning trial by jury after 800 years
💥Jury trials for all except most serious crimes such as rape, murder and manslaughter set to be scrapped under radical proposals drawn up by David Lammy.
Proposals drew swift backlash from senior lawyers who said they would not reduce court backlogs & could “destroy justice as we know it”.
Proposals drew swift backlash from senior lawyers who said they would not reduce court backlogs & could “destroy justice as we know it”.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I beg you to consider what the reaction would (correctly!) be if the Tories or Reform even briefly considered binning trial by jury after 800 years
just got charged FIVE great british pounds sterling for this sandwich 💀
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
just got charged FIVE great british pounds sterling for this sandwich 💀
>Inflation is 3.8%
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
>Inflation is 3.8%
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
>Pensioners get a bump of 4.8%
>Government scratches its head
>Young people get private pension contributions pilfered and dragged into higher tax brackets for the next SIX years
Fuck this fucking shithole country man what are we even doing
One good thing that might come from the Government doling out yet another bump for pensions is they'll finally adjust income tax bands (or at least tax-free allowance) for the rest of us – couldn't possibly have the old dears paying tax when they've aLrEaDy pAiD iNtO tHe sYsTeM
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One good thing that might come from the Government doling out yet another bump for pensions is they'll finally adjust income tax bands (or at least tax-free allowance) for the rest of us – couldn't possibly have the old dears paying tax when they've aLrEaDy pAiD iNtO tHe sYsTeM
Oh no wicked was SO not good
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh no wicked was SO not good
Big burly meatheads who swagger round like they want to fight everyone shatter their own illusion when their vape is princess bubblegum flavour
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Big burly meatheads who swagger round like they want to fight everyone shatter their own illusion when their vape is princess bubblegum flavour
His reaction makes me howl every time 😭
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
His reaction makes me howl every time 😭