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Going through the photos I took in the States and discovered some bathroom mirror selfies I forgot to post, so have them as a treat xo
Checked into a hotel and the little tea/coffee tray doesn't include any biscuits

We used to be a proper country
Got snarled by some guy in the aisle whilst I was reaching up to grab my bag.

The train hasn't even pulled into the station yet so cooool your jets, pal ✋
"Any guesses who the new housemates are? Teehee 🤭"

Like they didn't spoil it on socials this afternoon 😐 #bbuk
There are plenty of gays who think they're Regina George – I've never known a gay try so hard to be Gretchen Wieners #bbuk
At a friend's wedding and I'm really excited about dinner because I can't remember what I chose from the menu three months ago so it's gonna be a surprise but I know I'm gonna like it
Working on the train is one thing. But something you will NEVER catch me doing is hunching over a laptop balanced on my knee on the PLATFORM 💀
Just bought a cup of tea. They used skimmed milk. So it looks grey and depressing 🥲
Sam and Nancy acting like they came through the fucking trenches together with this dramatic ass "I'll always be there for you, you mean everything to me 🥹😭" bullshit – when all that happened was they got caught bitching about people with shite codenames 💀 pleaseeeee #bbuk
Israel doesn't get to commit war crimes and genocide for two years straight and then shrug it off with a "whoopsie, what am I like" and get to act like nothing happened

Fuck Israel and anyone who entertains this
Eurovision cowards cancel vote on 'Israel' ban

Simply because there's now a ceasefire, 'Israel' cannot be allowed to escape without consequence - and that includes Eurovision participation
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
Eurovision cowards cancel vote on 'Israel' ban
Simply because there's now a ceasefire, 'Israel' cannot be allowed to escape without consequence - and that includes Eurovision participation
www.thecanary.co
"Give me a mandate to open up opportunities for more children like me"

You're the Education Secretary, that's already your job ❤️
Here's me and my mam, back home in 1980s Washington.

The fact a child from my background now is in the Cabinet is down to the Labour Party. I owe our movement so much.

Now, I'm asking for your backing again - give me a mandate to open up opportunities for more children like me.
Just embarked on a five-hour train journey for a two-day work trip and FORGOT MY HEADPHONES

Literally not gonna cope omg
Summoning the treasonous codesters to her throne room is a moooove lmao #bbuk
Everyone else expresses reluctance and refuses to play the bankrupt card. Caroline gets in there and within two seconds is like, "I'd happily bankrupt all of them"

Imagine my shock #bbuk
An actual quote from my boyfriend as he showed me a photo he took of an old train station and level crossing: "Is this nice or just me being autistic?"

The way I just HOWLED in the middle of the street 😭
I'm sorry but "bark" is a perfectly legitimate word for when someone speaks rudely or abruptly – and Feyisola spoke to Cameron like she was his bloody mother #bbuk
I've always found the concept of a handkerchief utterly disgusting bc like why are you just stuffing a snottery rag into your pocket – or worse – up your sleeve? 😳
When someone so much as whispers about nominations, Big Brother reads the transcript back to them. George says something egregious enough to get flung out on his arse and it's crickets. #bbuk
If they can't broadcast what he said, they could at least issue some kind of statement that helps us to narrow down which of his many prejudices was the final straw (versus all the ones that got a pass)
Of course the weirdo virgin who's never kissed another human being thinks that the mere sight of two lesbians kissing in a Pixar movie counts as porn what a fucking loser omg 😭 #bbuk
Putting @itvx.com onto "live TV" seems to trigger a 2-3 minute run of adverts even if the show is actually on in real time. Meaning you can't just quickly flick something on to watch the way you could with classic TV. Talk about a step backwards.
Compare and contrast.

Caroline gets asked if there's anything she'd like to say, and she immediately replies, "Sorry."

George gets a warning for homophobic impersonation and says, "I'll walk on eggshells from now on."

She's an idiot, but he's just a prick.

#bbuk