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Are you going to now sane wash this madness?

Go ahead

Read it out loud, verbatim, live on TV

I fucking dare you...

He will be an orange octogenarian

So... day one = almost two years

I can't wait for FIFA to award him the FIFA Fields Medal for outstanding excellence in mathematics

So... in the US, how many casinos does someone have to bankrupt to become chairman of the Fed?