Eye of the Noodle-Brained

It me, the guy who for years thought Mark Wahlberg was doing his own singing in Rock Star

Also, would it kill these players to dress up a little bit for their games? #goldenageoffootball

Finally someone thinks of us

We love [strange hand gesture] The Wiz, don't we folks? They say nobody beats him. He's having a big beautiful sale and I think it's something you're going to be hearing about more and more.

name please

Only if you cite the correct sections of the USC, otherwise it's just sparkling conspiracy

RETVRN to broseph

Yeah, but Joe Biden old, right?

What a terrible day to have eyes

Evolving into his final form:

Real life and art converging in the worst timeline

My favorite riff on Xitter (usually with @ndrew.bsky.social) revolved around Markie Post being an 80s sex symbol who Trump wanted, but could never land. One post that went semi-viral involved him using the EBS to neg her to the country – I can't find the original, but it led to this in the replies:

Olivia Nuzzi was doing presidential candidates the right way.

By Ezra Klein