Marc Channick
@marcchannick.bsky.social
I'm here for a long time, not a good time
Risk my soul, test my life
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Risk my soul, test my life
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
For my bread
Spend my time lost in space
Am I dead?
Oh let the river flow
Through my callused hands
And take me from my own
The eyes of the damned
People just log on to Al Gore's internet every day and say the absolute dumbest shit imaginable
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
People just log on to Al Gore's internet every day and say the absolute dumbest shit imaginable
Evolving into his final form:
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Evolving into his final form:
Real life and art converging in the worst timeline
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Real life and art converging in the worst timeline
My favorite riff on Xitter (usually with @ndrew.bsky.social) revolved around Markie Post being an 80s sex symbol who Trump wanted, but could never land. One post that went semi-viral involved him using the EBS to neg her to the country – I can't find the original, but it led to this in the replies:
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My favorite riff on Xitter (usually with @ndrew.bsky.social) revolved around Markie Post being an 80s sex symbol who Trump wanted, but could never land. One post that went semi-viral involved him using the EBS to neg her to the country – I can't find the original, but it led to this in the replies:
I fucking love this genre
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I fucking love this genre
Look, I'm not saying that Jewish Space Lasers Lady isn't genuinely contrite, but please consider:
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Look, I'm not saying that Jewish Space Lasers Lady isn't genuinely contrite, but please consider:
She did the post!
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
She did the post!
A whole thread to basically do this post
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A whole thread to basically do this post
Always
Be
Calling Glenn Kessler a moron
Be
Calling Glenn Kessler a moron
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Always
Be
Calling Glenn Kessler a moron
Be
Calling Glenn Kessler a moron
lma, and may I add, o
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
lma, and may I add, o
Well, well, well
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Well, well, well
let's get an in the home stretch hell yeag going in the chat folks
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
let's get an in the home stretch hell yeag going in the chat folks
I live 3000 miles from NYC and will be impacted not a whit by the outcome of this race but at this point I want to see Mamdani win in a landslide simply for the years of elite diaper-filling it will cause
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I live 3000 miles from NYC and will be impacted not a whit by the outcome of this race but at this point I want to see Mamdani win in a landslide simply for the years of elite diaper-filling it will cause
"if you wanna rep antifa, do it in a business suit" is just an objectively hilarious combination of words
October 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"if you wanna rep antifa, do it in a business suit" is just an objectively hilarious combination of words
She's not mad, she's laughing actually
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
She's not mad, she's laughing actually
This is the sweatiest "I'm not mad I'm actually laughing" shit I have ever seen in my life (in addition to being a garbage take on the merits). In other words, completely on brand for Sally.
October 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is the sweatiest "I'm not mad I'm actually laughing" shit I have ever seen in my life (in addition to being a garbage take on the merits). In other words, completely on brand for Sally.