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manplow.bsky.social
Slagador Spartacus
@manplow.bsky.social
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Still alive.
Making heaven of every day a fresh hell. mask up, vax up she/they Diasporican 🇵🇷
Kind > nice; SEAside
Probably watching Star Trek.
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manplow.bsky.social
Post someone who looks good in red
Blanche Devereux singing on top of a piano in a glitter red dress covered in beaded fringe all over, and red fishnets w/ heels to match
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Post your favourite LOTR character (wrong answers only)
Bea Arthur as Vera in MAME. (Bea is dressed as the Lady on the Moon with a large crown on her head and strings of pearls connected on either side draped underneath, covering her from neck to chest
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Holy shit I did it.
A picture of golden foccacia bread. There are some dark burny bits of garlic fresckljng the yellow crispy top.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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WAS gonna go cannonball five Space Tangs, but chose making pudding from scratch over maladaptive drinking for now. It's still early.

I eagerly await the formation of the pudding skin.
A picture of steaming homemade chocolate pudding cooling in a powder blue My Little Pony: FIF soup bowl.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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You always regret the things you didn't do.
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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What is your Star Trek project that only you would love?

The Young Adventures of Captain Nog, in which we get to see more of our favorite Federation Ferengi's adventures as he makes his way from Lt., Jr. Grade to an officer so magnificent, they named a ship after him.
A picture of Captain nog from DS9, and a red uniform.
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
Jane and Daria imagined as alien sex goddesses on an episode Sick, Sad World, as seen in "The Lawndale Files" episode of Daria. Jane and Daria are wearing matching thigh high steel boots and gauntlets, silver chainmail mini skirts, midriff blouses and pointy silver bras. Their hair is done up in a cone shape on top of their heads. Their hands are on their hips and they appear sneering.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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On Fridays we DANCE! 💃 🕺 🎃
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The estrodiol jumped-started my baby factory back into production.
Miss piggy pulling the jail bars apart, probably because she's also starting her period again after a glorious 2-year hiatus
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Hormone therapy's like
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Turns out I didn't ruin the beans, I just had to rework them a whole lot and now I've made a delicious porridge that I will never be able to replicate again nor would I want to cuz that shit took about 2 hours to course correct. 🥵😮‍💨
The bowl of bean porch on left, and a bowl of garlic buttered scrambled eggs with three small flour tortillas on the right An above shot of a bowl of bean porridge in a clear Bowl, with a sticker of a pink hippo peeking from underneath on top. The bean porch itself looks like a mix of dark brown mushed beans and burgundy whole beans. In the beans are a variety of spices as well as some leftover Carnitas meat and leftover shredded beef that has been seasoned as well. The beans were thickened up as well as tempered with a few spoonfuls of cottage cheese during the cooking, as well as the addition of some confectioner's sugar and ACV. The heat comes from a combination of pickled jalapenos, patch chilies, and a small amount of canned chipotle in Adobo sauce that was promptly scooped out once I realized it was way too fucking much!
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Screenshot of a voice from FB page "Weird flex but okay": no noise november. everyone shut up.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Cereal
A bowl of bean porridge with lots of unsalted tortilla chips crushed into it so I can use it the way I eat breakfast cereal
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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I think I ruined my first batch of beans. The beans are opening up as soon as the cool air hits them, but they're still gritty as fuck. Can't win em all.

On the plus side I hit the thrift store and found this horny ass soundtrack to add back into the CD collection I'm rebuilding
A picture of the Cruel Intentions soundtrack on CD. On the cover is the movie poster- a picture of Ryan Williams on the left and Sarah Michelle Gellar on the right looking all seductive and constipated at us, well in the middle of them positions lower and sitting was crossed legs in a pink suit is Reese Witherspoon
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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No oppressor in the history of ever has come to the realization they should stop oppressing on their own. If they were capable of that kind of introspection they wouldn't did the shit in the first place.
Screenshot of a post by @surlybassey: Be very suspicious of any historical narrative that tells you political change happened because one side woke up one day and suddenly realized they were wrong. It was always a fight. Please take that "love wins" bullshit elsewhere, unless that phrase is followed by "with actions."
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Whenever a dude says he doesn't like women who play games, I take him at his word.
A screenshot of a message I sent to a gentleman on Tinder that says: I noticed you haven't asked me any questions, are you usually uncurious about the women you express interest in?
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Holy fuck. 😭

Don't forget to donate a few dollars to your local food bank if you got paid today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I am full of beans 🫘.
Refried kidney beans. Or maybe it's a porridge I don't freaking know. Ingredients include Frijoles Rojos de Olla that I made yesterday, sauteed onions and pickled jalapenos, garlic that I added way too late but it was still good, a couple forkfuls of hatch chile, a little Cayenne pepper, kosher salt, black pepper and few generous pours of Cholula. Oh and I threw in a few sprinkles of nutritional yeast to add a Cheesy funk as well as punching up the nutritional value because I cooked the fuck out of those beans yesterday before realizing the secret to not having tough skins is adding salt at the right time, which is well before the first hour is up. I'm finding I enjoy these the most with unsalted tortilla chips.
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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My toxic trait is whenever I see an expensive novelty drink, I gotta try it even though I know I'll hate it. And The Bait Shop just dropped an Olive Garden inspired seasonal cocktail. With a breadstick garnish and EVERYTHING.
A screenshot of the new seasonal cocktails featured at The Bait Shop, her father festive Seattle restaurant with the second best fish and chips in the city and an amazing array of delicious appetizers and Foods. The drinks and the glasses they come in are always fun and often delicious. Amongst the many seasonal cocktails featured is one in particular called "when you're here, you're family". Ingredients for the cocktail are parmesan and black peppercorn infused Tito's vodka, Olive brine, salors apertif (idk what that is), and garnished with olive oil and a breadstick
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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a meme of Good Janet from THE GOOD PLACE saying "Not a war" (vs her standard "Not a girl")
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I had this cake for one of my birthdays and I want it again just one more time.
A picture of the packaging from the Wilton Wonder Woman cake pan set. The background is blue with a picture of Wonder Woman on the left running towards us while holding her lasso of Truth in her right hand by her waist while her left hand is raised above her head as if deflecting a bullet with her famous bracelets. And the foreground is a picture of what the cake is supposed to look like- her face and hair are made of plastic, however the rest of her body is poised similarly to the picture in the background, from the waist up. The cake Wonder Woman's arm is raised above her head, her other arm below by her waist, holding a yellow frosting lasso of Truth made from frosting piped into swirly ropes. The rest of Wonder Woman is piped using frosting stars made with a number 16 tip as recommended in most of Wilton's character cake pan sets
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I'm slashing my food budget & upping my fiber intake, so tonight it's experiments with oatmeal!

If you haven't tried savory oatmeal, do so at least once because it could be a game changer if you don't like sweet.

I, however, love sweet and will be sticking with that.

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A sweet oatmeal made with lactose-free cow milk & a few sprinkles of: infection or sugar, turmeric, Ginger powder, cinnamon, and a half cap full each of almond extract and vanilla extract. I also threw in two cloves that I removed before plating. Topped it with the sprinkle of chia seeds for a little extra fiber and texture This would be a good vehicle for adding any extra powders like collagen or pre/probiotics. This is the savory oatmeal. I toasted the oats, threw in some chicken broth, and then just started adding things. Soy sauce, dried onion, Ginger powder, gochujang, a dash of rice wine vinegar, an egg, garlic powder & jarlic. Just a little of each. Unfortunately I overdid the gochujang and was able to salvage it with some sesame oil and pickled ginger, but overall I was raised on sweet oatmeals and my brain just couldn't get around the fact that I had oatmeal texture in my mouth but Savory flavors coming through. I would definitely recommend for people who don't like sweet and don't have texture issues. This is definitely a very inexpensive but filling way to feed ourselves.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I believe honesty in a dating profile is very important.
A screenshot for my Tinder profile that reads " if you spend your time defending elected pedophiles or their racist acolytes, living or dead - swipe left and eat shit
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Too early? 🥞
a still from GROUNDHOG DAY when a very drunk Ralph asks his carmates the most important question any drunk will ask - "Who else could go for some flapjacks right now?"
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I wonder if any of the dudes who sent me this meme ever figured out they just had shitty personalities.
A meme commonly sent to me by careless, unkind, Nice Guys™️ who identified as feminists while still relying on every patriarchal benefit they got by virtue of being penis-weilders: The caption on top: When she finally gets to know the real you. The picture underneath: Merlin the Wizard from Disney's The Sword in the Stone, his arms spread wide as he ernestly explains in the subtitle at the bottom of the pic" 'There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man."
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM