Malorie
@malorienilson.com
Editor, writer, lover of dinosaurs, chaotic energy, poltergeist in a human disguise. Just like any modern ghoul trying to have it all—I only wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
they/them
they/them
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
A small success, but a good wood bowl off of Facebook Marketplace for very cheap is a success just the same. 😌
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A small success, but a good wood bowl off of Facebook Marketplace for very cheap is a success just the same. 😌
I just ordered two—one for me, and one for my sister! Let’s gooooooooo
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I just ordered two—one for me, and one for my sister! Let’s gooooooooo
These will be storage boxes, each panel with this cutout pattern. It is inspired by these, but I am making irregular shapes (not squares) so T helped me write a program to generate svg templates to my specifications.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
These will be storage boxes, each panel with this cutout pattern. It is inspired by these, but I am making irregular shapes (not squares) so T helped me write a program to generate svg templates to my specifications.
This is on the cheapest, shittiest plywood, so please ignore the tear-out. I also did not do any finishing. In production, the machine will be doing two panels at once and then cutting the panel out to exact dimensions. This was a test to ensure correct speed and depth for the main g code. Success!
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
This is on the cheapest, shittiest plywood, so please ignore the tear-out. I also did not do any finishing. In production, the machine will be doing two panels at once and then cutting the panel out to exact dimensions. This was a test to ensure correct speed and depth for the main g code. Success!
Perfection. I am so chuffed. 😌
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Perfection. I am so chuffed. 😌
My other favorite is the English National Ballet, because it is giving dead. It is giving goth. It is giving rat Mari Lwyd. www.pinterest.com/pin/71776806...
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My other favorite is the English National Ballet, because it is giving dead. It is giving goth. It is giving rat Mari Lwyd. www.pinterest.com/pin/71776806...
Seasonal snow kitties ❄️ 🐱
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Seasonal snow kitties ❄️ 🐱
Citrus-braised fennel and cannellini beans with walnuts and castelvetrano olives. Gluten free sourdough accompaniment. Bon appètit!
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Citrus-braised fennel and cannellini beans with walnuts and castelvetrano olives. Gluten free sourdough accompaniment. Bon appètit!
Just stuff and things
In low light because big light is evil, sorry.
In low light because big light is evil, sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just stuff and things
In low light because big light is evil, sorry.
In low light because big light is evil, sorry.
Ahem
Only required slight modification.
Only required slight modification.
![Modified dictionary with an image of a skeet by Amy Hoy in response to Thomas Fuchs. Thomas posted an image of a turkey made of jell-o painted (?) to look real. He said, “[Meanwhile in 1973] What’s wrong babe? You haven’t touched your hello turkey.” Amy responded with, “*sigh* jurkey,” a portmanteau. Beneath the image I have written a new dictionary entry: Jurkey \ jer-kē \ n: horrifying turkey made of jell-o. {English (2025)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oz62bt6unempb7xu3lr66owo/bafkreigqjgxq2efkkl4iatevkpnrnmgblfqpgugo3zhrnuzkkaeeylwu5y@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ahem
Only required slight modification.
Only required slight modification.
Yessssssssssssssssssssss
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yessssssssssssssssssssss
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
lmao I am in danger
lmao I am in danger
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
lmao I am in danger
lmao I am in danger
a movie that takes place where I'm from
The Lost Boys was filmed in Santa Cruz and Capitola (the scene of the boys hanging from the train trestle is the very one that I grew up walking across over Soquel Creek), so even if they made up a different place name it is still my home.
The Lost Boys was filmed in Santa Cruz and Capitola (the scene of the boys hanging from the train trestle is the very one that I grew up walking across over Soquel Creek), so even if they made up a different place name it is still my home.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
a movie that takes place where I'm from
The Lost Boys was filmed in Santa Cruz and Capitola (the scene of the boys hanging from the train trestle is the very one that I grew up walking across over Soquel Creek), so even if they made up a different place name it is still my home.
The Lost Boys was filmed in Santa Cruz and Capitola (the scene of the boys hanging from the train trestle is the very one that I grew up walking across over Soquel Creek), so even if they made up a different place name it is still my home.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Inèz is resting. The strings are on but not tightened fully. I like to let them rest a while so they can get used to the idea of being under tension. It is hard to wait because I would like to hear how they sound right meow.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Inèz is resting. The strings are on but not tightened fully. I like to let them rest a while so they can get used to the idea of being under tension. It is hard to wait because I would like to hear how they sound right meow.
The gauge is orange and the ball end is purple, one of my favorite color combinations (and purple is my favorite color, period). And while this is not the reason I purchased these strings, it was certainly something I noticed before buying.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The gauge is orange and the ball end is purple, one of my favorite color combinations (and purple is my favorite color, period). And while this is not the reason I purchased these strings, it was certainly something I noticed before buying.