A very bad plant.
@malignant-ficus.bsky.social
No emotes in bio - I’m cooler than that. I’m just here to shitpost and complain about how tech bros have ruined the internet.
Overheard in the lobby of my building:
[woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.”
[person on speakerphone] “NICE.”
[woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.”
[person on speakerphone] “NICE.”
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Overheard in the lobby of my building:
[woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.”
[person on speakerphone] “NICE.”
[woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.”
[person on speakerphone] “NICE.”
I do not respond to “lady,” “girl,” or “ma’am.” The only forms of address that I will accept are: “dude.” “Bruh.” And “👀😳😳😳”
March 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I do not respond to “lady,” “girl,” or “ma’am.” The only forms of address that I will accept are: “dude.” “Bruh.” And “👀😳😳😳”
I am just a collection of special interests in search of an application.
March 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I am just a collection of special interests in search of an application.
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This is officially the start of a new world order. US hegemony is in its final moments
EU chief unveils €800bn plan to ‘rearm’ Europe
‘We are ready to step up’ says Ursula von der Leyen after US suspends military aid to Ukraine
www.theguardian.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This is officially the start of a new world order. US hegemony is in its final moments
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I’m not surprised the latest Starship launch failed. It’s a moronic concept headed by a moron
March 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m not surprised the latest Starship launch failed. It’s a moronic concept headed by a moron
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Starship Was Doomed From The Beginning
The fatal flaw SpaceX can't overcome.
open.substack.com
March 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
All I have to say is: wooooowwwwww….
Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack.
images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...
Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack.
images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...
Google Image Result for https://www.afterplasticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Melania-Trump-Before-and-After-Surgery-Procedure.jpg
images.app.goo.gl
February 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
All I have to say is: wooooowwwwww….
Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack.
images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...
Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack.
images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...
Cynicism isn’t intelligence, it is intellectual cowardice.
Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.
Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.
February 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Cynicism isn’t intelligence, it is intellectual cowardice.
Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.
Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.
To all the people out there saying, “oh we don’t connect to ppl anymore, we spend so much time on our phones,” I was ignoring everyone back in 2005 too, just with my nose in a book.
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
To all the people out there saying, “oh we don’t connect to ppl anymore, we spend so much time on our phones,” I was ignoring everyone back in 2005 too, just with my nose in a book.
“World war three is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.”
(Quote credit to Dror Poleg)
(Quote credit to Dror Poleg)
February 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“World war three is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.”
(Quote credit to Dror Poleg)
(Quote credit to Dror Poleg)
Just because I don’t, doesn’t mean I can’t.
(This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).
(This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).
February 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just because I don’t, doesn’t mean I can’t.
(This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).
(This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).
Madeline Pendleton is the Leftist Ann Coulter. Prove me wrong.
February 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Madeline Pendleton is the Leftist Ann Coulter. Prove me wrong.
Why does shit always happen on a Tuesday.
February 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Why does shit always happen on a Tuesday.
Some days I just want to be unproductive slime. And then capitalism goes, “not today, bitch!”
January 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Some days I just want to be unproductive slime. And then capitalism goes, “not today, bitch!”
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The Mississippi Free Press is looking for new Voices writers. Submit opinion columns to the MFP at [email protected].
January 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Mississippi Free Press is looking for new Voices writers. Submit opinion columns to the MFP at [email protected].
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This is what activism looks like when it's turned into pragmatic action.
Support those who support you. We need a list of those companies who support us--stores, and products, so we know who to give our money to.
Support those who support you. We need a list of those companies who support us--stores, and products, so we know who to give our money to.
January 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This is what activism looks like when it's turned into pragmatic action.
Support those who support you. We need a list of those companies who support us--stores, and products, so we know who to give our money to.
Support those who support you. We need a list of those companies who support us--stores, and products, so we know who to give our money to.
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It’s exhausting to read folks are in shock. He spelled everything out throughout the campaign.
January 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It’s exhausting to read folks are in shock. He spelled everything out throughout the campaign.
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every day in every way.
January 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
every day in every way.
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MySpace crawled so Facebook could walk.
Facebook walked so Twitter could run.
Twitter ran so a nepo baby could buy it, rebrand it, and turn it into a festering cocoon of racist, misogynist trolls and bots with shady ads plastered all over it.
X shriveled up so BlueSky could emerge and fly away. 🦋
Facebook walked so Twitter could run.
Twitter ran so a nepo baby could buy it, rebrand it, and turn it into a festering cocoon of racist, misogynist trolls and bots with shady ads plastered all over it.
X shriveled up so BlueSky could emerge and fly away. 🦋
November 14, 2024 at 2:04 PM
MySpace crawled so Facebook could walk.
Facebook walked so Twitter could run.
Twitter ran so a nepo baby could buy it, rebrand it, and turn it into a festering cocoon of racist, misogynist trolls and bots with shady ads plastered all over it.
X shriveled up so BlueSky could emerge and fly away. 🦋
Facebook walked so Twitter could run.
Twitter ran so a nepo baby could buy it, rebrand it, and turn it into a festering cocoon of racist, misogynist trolls and bots with shady ads plastered all over it.
X shriveled up so BlueSky could emerge and fly away. 🦋
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Welp!
It looks like I won't be using Perplexity AI for foreign language stack lessons.
Or for quick recipes.
Or for help with coding.
Or for help with researching case law.
And TikTok, it will most definitely get booted of every device in this house!!!
www.reuters.com/markets/deal...
It looks like I won't be using Perplexity AI for foreign language stack lessons.
Or for quick recipes.
Or for help with coding.
Or for help with researching case law.
And TikTok, it will most definitely get booted of every device in this house!!!
www.reuters.com/markets/deal...
January 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Welp!
It looks like I won't be using Perplexity AI for foreign language stack lessons.
Or for quick recipes.
Or for help with coding.
Or for help with researching case law.
And TikTok, it will most definitely get booted of every device in this house!!!
www.reuters.com/markets/deal...
It looks like I won't be using Perplexity AI for foreign language stack lessons.
Or for quick recipes.
Or for help with coding.
Or for help with researching case law.
And TikTok, it will most definitely get booted of every device in this house!!!
www.reuters.com/markets/deal...
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We now know UnitedHealth—under Brian Thompson—illegally overcharged cancer patients for meds by more than 1000%.
What we don't know is how many cancer patients died or were financially ruined as a result?
What we demand to know is why that act isn't deemed corporate murder & where are the arrests?
What we don't know is how many cancer patients died or were financially ruined as a result?
What we demand to know is why that act isn't deemed corporate murder & where are the arrests?
January 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We now know UnitedHealth—under Brian Thompson—illegally overcharged cancer patients for meds by more than 1000%.
What we don't know is how many cancer patients died or were financially ruined as a result?
What we demand to know is why that act isn't deemed corporate murder & where are the arrests?
What we don't know is how many cancer patients died or were financially ruined as a result?
What we demand to know is why that act isn't deemed corporate murder & where are the arrests?
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I’ve been saying this for years.
We white people not only lack introspection, we fear it and do anything to not confront ourselves.
Locked perpetually in psychological childhood because we can’t self evaluate but more importantly we can’t admit when we’re wrong.🥴😞
We white people not only lack introspection, we fear it and do anything to not confront ourselves.
Locked perpetually in psychological childhood because we can’t self evaluate but more importantly we can’t admit when we’re wrong.🥴😞
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’ve been saying this for years.
We white people not only lack introspection, we fear it and do anything to not confront ourselves.
Locked perpetually in psychological childhood because we can’t self evaluate but more importantly we can’t admit when we’re wrong.🥴😞
We white people not only lack introspection, we fear it and do anything to not confront ourselves.
Locked perpetually in psychological childhood because we can’t self evaluate but more importantly we can’t admit when we’re wrong.🥴😞
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There’s going to be 4 years of this with leftists, people who didn’t vote, Jill stein and cornel west voters, Dearborn Muslims & elected dem Muslims, Nina Turner, Chris Hayes & msnbc, and so many others who can go f themselves..
January 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There’s going to be 4 years of this with leftists, people who didn’t vote, Jill stein and cornel west voters, Dearborn Muslims & elected dem Muslims, Nina Turner, Chris Hayes & msnbc, and so many others who can go f themselves..
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“Just clean out Gaza”… Has anyone heard from the uncommitted voters of Dearborn yet? Is Rashida Tlaib available for comment? Where are those Palestinian protesters that interrupted Kamala Harris’ speeches? Are you happy now? apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump wants Jordan and Egypt to accept more Palestinian refugees and floats plan to 'clean out' Gaza
Trump said he discussed his vision on a call earlier in the day with King Abdullah II of Jordan and would speak Sunday with President Abdel Fattah el-Sissi of Egypt.
apnews.com
January 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Just clean out Gaza”… Has anyone heard from the uncommitted voters of Dearborn yet? Is Rashida Tlaib available for comment? Where are those Palestinian protesters that interrupted Kamala Harris’ speeches? Are you happy now? apnews.com/article/trum...