Malvin
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· Jul 30
the real qanon was the friends Donald Trump made along the way.
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Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
Not that Adbusters was ever great, but holy hell they’re posting MAHA memes now. Seems a lot of “revolutionaries” want attention, not change.
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Not that Adbusters was ever great, but holy hell they’re posting MAHA memes now. Seems a lot of “revolutionaries” want attention, not change.
Glera Marca Trevigiana Bisson vino frizzante bianco 2024 from Valdobbiadene Italy, 11%. Having to go from memory cus we finished it a few hours earlier🥴 very very dry, with a very “white wine” flavor which is not normally the pét-nat profile I enjoy, but this was good- easy drinking & fairly glou.
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Glera Marca Trevigiana Bisson vino frizzante bianco 2024 from Valdobbiadene Italy, 11%. Having to go from memory cus we finished it a few hours earlier🥴 very very dry, with a very “white wine” flavor which is not normally the pét-nat profile I enjoy, but this was good- easy drinking & fairly glou.
Les 13 Lunes 13 Bulles 2023 white pét-nat from Chapareillan France, 10% ABV. Very pale yellow with a slight cloudiness. Very dry although with a light sweetness, peachy-grape flavors, tiny bubbles. Really really glou!
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Les 13 Lunes 13 Bulles 2023 white pét-nat from Chapareillan France, 10% ABV. Very pale yellow with a slight cloudiness. Very dry although with a light sweetness, peachy-grape flavors, tiny bubbles. Really really glou!
Updated the image-meme so that they're discussing the people who dumbed down society in the early 21st century
(this was probably funnier in my head)
(this was probably funnier in my head)
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Updated the image-meme so that they're discussing the people who dumbed down society in the early 21st century
(this was probably funnier in my head)
(this was probably funnier in my head)
🎵all through the hoodie hoodie wanna get that goodie goodie... bomb diggy jello jello goodie chocolate puddy🎵
enjoyed that song a lot more before I could make out the lyrics
enjoyed that song a lot more before I could make out the lyrics
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🎵all through the hoodie hoodie wanna get that goodie goodie... bomb diggy jello jello goodie chocolate puddy🎵
enjoyed that song a lot more before I could make out the lyrics
enjoyed that song a lot more before I could make out the lyrics
Les Hautes Terres Là Haut pét-nat sparkling rosé from Roquetaillade France, 12.5%. Beautiful (and I don’t use that lightly) cherry-rose red color with cherry- rose flavors, fine bubbles. Very dry. Would describe it as “Lambrusco cherry wine soda”. Fairly glou.
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Les Hautes Terres Là Haut pét-nat sparkling rosé from Roquetaillade France, 12.5%. Beautiful (and I don’t use that lightly) cherry-rose red color with cherry- rose flavors, fine bubbles. Very dry. Would describe it as “Lambrusco cherry wine soda”. Fairly glou.
Just saw someone wearing a HOYA LAWYER hat and for a second thought it was a “Rural Juror” sequel
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just saw someone wearing a HOYA LAWYER hat and for a second thought it was a “Rural Juror” sequel
Les Noctam’Bulles 2024 white brut pét-nat from Mukuzani Georgia, 10%. Everyone drank it before I was able to take full notes but it was light, effervescent, grape cider-y and very glou.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Les Noctam’Bulles 2024 white brut pét-nat from Mukuzani Georgia, 10%. Everyone drank it before I was able to take full notes but it was light, effervescent, grape cider-y and very glou.
Col di Luna Flora Rosato sparkling rosé from Vittorio Veneto Italy, 11.0%. Amber orange color, peach aroma & flavor, more wine-flavored than funky. Small bubbles, light fizz. Fairly glou.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Col di Luna Flora Rosato sparkling rosé from Vittorio Veneto Italy, 11.0%. Amber orange color, peach aroma & flavor, more wine-flavored than funky. Small bubbles, light fizz. Fairly glou.
Horus Sud Ovest frappato frizzante sparkling red from Vittoria Italy, 11.5%. Dull light crimson color, mild fizz, cran-grape flavors, tastes lighter than 11.5%. 100% Frappato grapes, charmat method (not pét-nat). Is decent, but not anything wow.
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Horus Sud Ovest frappato frizzante sparkling red from Vittoria Italy, 11.5%. Dull light crimson color, mild fizz, cran-grape flavors, tastes lighter than 11.5%. 100% Frappato grapes, charmat method (not pét-nat). Is decent, but not anything wow.
Spoiler for those who haven't seen "Weapons" yet, but the second half of the movie was Brolin's dream, yeah?
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Spoiler for those who haven't seen "Weapons" yet, but the second half of the movie was Brolin's dream, yeah?
Uniqo Zelo Sea Foam 2022 pét-nat from Riverland Australia, 12.5%. Mellow yellow color, very funky & yeasty with light grape juice flavor. The yeasty funk is the type that lingers after, don’t care for that but is OK- but def not glou. Less fruity, less yellow, and more yeasty than the 2021.
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Uniqo Zelo Sea Foam 2022 pét-nat from Riverland Australia, 12.5%. Mellow yellow color, very funky & yeasty with light grape juice flavor. The yeasty funk is the type that lingers after, don’t care for that but is OK- but def not glou. Less fruity, less yellow, and more yeasty than the 2021.
Lunaria ancestrale pinot grigio white pét-nat from Italy, 12.5%. Dull orange color, cloudy, tart with some “vitamin C” flavors. Fine bubbles, tangerine-peach aroma, light in flavor which counterbalances the 12.5% ABV. Not quite glou but not bad neither.
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Lunaria ancestrale pinot grigio white pét-nat from Italy, 12.5%. Dull orange color, cloudy, tart with some “vitamin C” flavors. Fine bubbles, tangerine-peach aroma, light in flavor which counterbalances the 12.5% ABV. Not quite glou but not bad neither.
Patti gave birth
to a 10 pound
baby boy, YEAH
(keyboard solo)
to a 10 pound
baby boy, YEAH
(keyboard solo)
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Patti gave birth
to a 10 pound
baby boy, YEAH
(keyboard solo)
to a 10 pound
baby boy, YEAH
(keyboard solo)
N. Kendall Wines Chepika red pét-nat from Dundee NY, 10%. Nice deep (yet clear) red color, lovely aroma- smells EXACTLY like communion wine/Manischewitz, tastes like a no-sugar-added person of it. A bit like a cranberry sour beer, not tannin-y at all- extremely glou for a red.
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
N. Kendall Wines Chepika red pét-nat from Dundee NY, 10%. Nice deep (yet clear) red color, lovely aroma- smells EXACTLY like communion wine/Manischewitz, tastes like a no-sugar-added person of it. A bit like a cranberry sour beer, not tannin-y at all- extremely glou for a red.
La Vela Gassa d’Amante white frizzante pét-nat 2022 from Sicily, Italy, 12.5%. Light, funky, citrus-y fruity, slightly acidic ferment-y. Clear, but tastes cloudy. Decent and semi-glou.
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
La Vela Gassa d’Amante white frizzante pét-nat 2022 from Sicily, Italy, 12.5%. Light, funky, citrus-y fruity, slightly acidic ferment-y. Clear, but tastes cloudy. Decent and semi-glou.
Raisin Cultivé et Vinifié par Simon Rouillard pét-nat blanc from France, 9.5% (according to front label, 12% on the back). Very light & crisp, fine bubbles, nice clear yellow-white color, white peach flavor. Slight funkiness and “vinegar” notes but still easy drinking (thanks to the 9.5% ABV). Glou!
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Raisin Cultivé et Vinifié par Simon Rouillard pét-nat blanc from France, 9.5% (according to front label, 12% on the back). Very light & crisp, fine bubbles, nice clear yellow-white color, white peach flavor. Slight funkiness and “vinegar” notes but still easy drinking (thanks to the 9.5% ABV). Glou!
If I loaned someone $20 Billion and I saw them on TV a few days later having a coked-out karaoke party I'd be pretty miffed. Just sayin'.
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If I loaned someone $20 Billion and I saw them on TV a few days later having a coked-out karaoke party I'd be pretty miffed. Just sayin'.
"baby Heelys, worn once" has got to be a close second
October 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"baby Heelys, worn once" has got to be a close second
I accidentally typed “mEdBeD” instead of “MedBed” and gotta say my typo’d spelling feels more accurate
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I accidentally typed “mEdBeD” instead of “MedBed” and gotta say my typo’d spelling feels more accurate
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First time this guy has ever made me laugh
September 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
First time this guy has ever made me laugh
"KANSAS CITY SCORES! WOOOO I LOVE TRAVIS KELCE!" said Tom, Swiftly
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"KANSAS CITY SCORES! WOOOO I LOVE TRAVIS KELCE!" said Tom, Swiftly
St. Donat wine estate [5BAR] unfiltered bottle fermented brut nature 2022, 100% Olaszrizling grapes from Csopak Hungary, 12.5%. Lightly fizzy, slightly sweet, somewhat funky. Tangy. Not quite my taste profile but semi-glou. Grapefruit-Chardonnay flavors. S’alright.
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
St. Donat wine estate [5BAR] unfiltered bottle fermented brut nature 2022, 100% Olaszrizling grapes from Csopak Hungary, 12.5%. Lightly fizzy, slightly sweet, somewhat funky. Tangy. Not quite my taste profile but semi-glou. Grapefruit-Chardonnay flavors. S’alright.
Rosa, Rosé, Rosam pét-nat vin de France 2022 from Coralie & Damien Delecheneau in France, 12.5%. A very rosé rosé that’s kinda pét-natty, decent bubbles, mildly funky, nice and light with a cran-peach flavor. Fairly glou!
September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Rosa, Rosé, Rosam pét-nat vin de France 2022 from Coralie & Damien Delecheneau in France, 12.5%. A very rosé rosé that’s kinda pét-natty, decent bubbles, mildly funky, nice and light with a cran-peach flavor. Fairly glou!