malackey
@malackey.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral. The Fee Yeti. I like small dogs, queso, and @spiffmana
Perimenopause has basically been one long reminder that the human body is a carnival of disappointment.
March 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Perimenopause has basically been one long reminder that the human body is a carnival of disappointment.
Mox: Marina, make sure my wife doesn't get mixed up in this.
Marina: Got it boss.
Marina: Got it boss.
February 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Mox: Marina, make sure my wife doesn't get mixed up in this.
Marina: Got it boss.
Marina: Got it boss.
Everyone: Becky is coming back at #30.
#30:
#30:
February 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Everyone: Becky is coming back at #30.
#30:
#30:
Whoever is making @natbynature's gear, thank you.
February 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Whoever is making @natbynature's gear, thank you.
Things I want you to know about tariffs:
1. Tariffs are a tax paid by importers. So goods made & sold in Canada are not subject to tariffs.
2. Most manufacturers source parts globally, so if a part for a finished good is from outside Canada, it might be subject to a tariff.
1. Tariffs are a tax paid by importers. So goods made & sold in Canada are not subject to tariffs.
2. Most manufacturers source parts globally, so if a part for a finished good is from outside Canada, it might be subject to a tariff.
January 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Things I want you to know about tariffs:
1. Tariffs are a tax paid by importers. So goods made & sold in Canada are not subject to tariffs.
2. Most manufacturers source parts globally, so if a part for a finished good is from outside Canada, it might be subject to a tariff.
1. Tariffs are a tax paid by importers. So goods made & sold in Canada are not subject to tariffs.
2. Most manufacturers source parts globally, so if a part for a finished good is from outside Canada, it might be subject to a tariff.
Kinda want this sixth place setting to be for Kota Ibushi
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Kinda want this sixth place setting to be for Kota Ibushi
Ok, but where is this aimless, boring story going, Deathriders?
We get it, you outnumber people, and slap them around. Why, tho?
We get it, you outnumber people, and slap them around. Why, tho?
January 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ok, but where is this aimless, boring story going, Deathriders?
We get it, you outnumber people, and slap them around. Why, tho?
We get it, you outnumber people, and slap them around. Why, tho?
Harley Cameron deserves every title shot.
January 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Harley Cameron deserves every title shot.
When Jerry Lawler is your moral compass, you know you've taken a hard right turn into the grossest part of the swamp.
January 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When Jerry Lawler is your moral compass, you know you've taken a hard right turn into the grossest part of the swamp.
Excalibur: Oh, the heinous things MJF said!
My dude, they were BOTH heinous. That whole segment was gross, and neither of them gets a pass.
My dude, they were BOTH heinous. That whole segment was gross, and neither of them gets a pass.
January 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Excalibur: Oh, the heinous things MJF said!
My dude, they were BOTH heinous. That whole segment was gross, and neither of them gets a pass.
My dude, they were BOTH heinous. That whole segment was gross, and neither of them gets a pass.
I want Lashley & Benjamin to take the titles off Private Party. Then, I want MVP to welcome Private Party into the fold.
January 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I want Lashley & Benjamin to take the titles off Private Party. Then, I want MVP to welcome Private Party into the fold.
Yuta: Bangs concealing his eyes
Marina: unblinking
Marina: unblinking
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yuta: Bangs concealing his eyes
Marina: unblinking
Marina: unblinking
Kenny: I nearly died last year. Well, time to moonsault off the lighting rig.
January 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Kenny: I nearly died last year. Well, time to moonsault off the lighting rig.
The merch people have to fix that, Lance!
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The merch people have to fix that, Lance!
Hell yes Battle Cry is back!
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hell yes Battle Cry is back!
Rules written by bigots with only an 8th grade misunderstanding of biology manage to turn everyone in the US into a lesbian.
Congratulations America. Invest in Subaru.
Congratulations America. Invest in Subaru.
January 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Rules written by bigots with only an 8th grade misunderstanding of biology manage to turn everyone in the US into a lesbian.
Congratulations America. Invest in Subaru.
Congratulations America. Invest in Subaru.
Tonight, the part of Drake will be played by Max Caster.
January 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tonight, the part of Drake will be played by Max Caster.
Please tell me Angelo Parker has a matching velour tracksuit.
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Please tell me Angelo Parker has a matching velour tracksuit.
Will Ospreay: It's time for me and Kenny to have a talk.
My husband: You have no idea how much I need them to just have a friendly chat over a cup of tea.
Me: Will sitting there with a pot of Earl Grey and some petit fours. Kenny strolls in with a Japanese tea service and higashi. They laugh.
My husband: You have no idea how much I need them to just have a friendly chat over a cup of tea.
Me: Will sitting there with a pot of Earl Grey and some petit fours. Kenny strolls in with a Japanese tea service and higashi. They laugh.
January 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Will Ospreay: It's time for me and Kenny to have a talk.
My husband: You have no idea how much I need them to just have a friendly chat over a cup of tea.
Me: Will sitting there with a pot of Earl Grey and some petit fours. Kenny strolls in with a Japanese tea service and higashi. They laugh.
My husband: You have no idea how much I need them to just have a friendly chat over a cup of tea.
Me: Will sitting there with a pot of Earl Grey and some petit fours. Kenny strolls in with a Japanese tea service and higashi. They laugh.
Schiavone: What else is under the ring
Me: Were Hanger to come out with a gun, I wouldn't be surprised.
Me: Were Hanger to come out with a gun, I wouldn't be surprised.
January 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Schiavone: What else is under the ring
Me: Were Hanger to come out with a gun, I wouldn't be surprised.
Me: Were Hanger to come out with a gun, I wouldn't be surprised.
So, lawsuit from an apartment fire 6 years ago might be wrapping up. I cried at work for the second time in a week, because I'm so relieved this whole shitty thing might be over.
January 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So, lawsuit from an apartment fire 6 years ago might be wrapping up. I cried at work for the second time in a week, because I'm so relieved this whole shitty thing might be over.
Reposted by malackey
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
January 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
Reposted by malackey
I am going to say something that will piss people off. But hey, that's my superpower. Genre is full of predators like this who manipulate and groom their friends just as much as they manipulate and groom their victims. Gaiman and his enabler Palmer are essentially stock characters in con spaces
I hate every single possible thing about this, and I'm heartbroken about all of it.
www.vulture.com/article/neil...
www.vulture.com/article/neil...
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
January 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I am going to say something that will piss people off. But hey, that's my superpower. Genre is full of predators like this who manipulate and groom their friends just as much as they manipulate and groom their victims. Gaiman and his enabler Palmer are essentially stock characters in con spaces
Guess who accidentally paid for 6 more months of WoW?
I'm going to have to join a guild and start raiding to justify this, and just uuuuugh, talking to people again.
I'm going to have to join a guild and start raiding to justify this, and just uuuuugh, talking to people again.
January 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Guess who accidentally paid for 6 more months of WoW?
I'm going to have to join a guild and start raiding to justify this, and just uuuuugh, talking to people again.
I'm going to have to join a guild and start raiding to justify this, and just uuuuugh, talking to people again.