Danelle Porter
makingyoulaugh.bsky.social
Danelle Porter
@makingyoulaugh.bsky.social
🎤 Standup Comedian
Here to tell jokes and avoid reality. Providing social media assistance too.
We moved on very fast 😮

Do you think the history books will have footnote of the almost Rapture of 2025?

#satire #doyouremember
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Look, I have a very good reason. The kids need attention more than I need to make content…

Also, while making this, they bark at themselves barking 😂

#dogs #work #satire
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
6 things that lasted longer than that relationships… 😂

#storytime #dating #humor #relatable #menbelike #ghosting
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
For the first time our conversation feel Wicked 🧙‍♀️

#funny #wickedforgood #wicked #conversationswithfriends #fyp
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
What song do you hear in your head when another dating experiences starts going wrong?

#funny #whyimsingle #dating #hinge #inmyhead #relationships #anotheronebitsthedust
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh that’s why I paid attention in history class.

#ushistory #funny #fyp #politics #commentsection #realworld
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
So glad our need for convenience can help out our corporate overlords…

#apple #news #fyp #talkaboutit #technology #digitalid
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Who knew men could be so catty to each other…

#frenemies #trump #funny #politics #satire #goldenbachelor
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don’t think it’s submissive…

#funny #trump #billclinton #toporbottom #satire #emails
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
What are you doing with your hands?

#zohranmamdani #funny #relateable #fyp #eatwithyourhands #satire
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Catcalling has hit a new level.

#catcalling #funny #fyp #onthestreet #dogwalk
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You know the Statue of Liberty is technically an immigrant right…

#funny #statueofliberty #nyc #zohranmamdani #fyp #satire
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just say no to daylight savings…

#daylightsavingstime #arizona #relateable
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Here’s to all the black cat Halloween decoration that survived another year of reactive dogs thinking they are real cats. 🙃

#reactivedog #halloweendecoration #funny #spooky
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How old is the name Ross? Anyone else obsessed with the tv show Poldark? I can’t stop watching it!

#poldark #ross #netflixshows #funny #relateable
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
These streaming services are too bold…

#funny #relatable #talkaboutit #disneyplus
October 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ask me about my podcast list…

#relatable #podcast #portland
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Here’s to the boys who think they are doing the lords work but really, they are just keeping women from getting antibiotics for their UTIs.

#relateable #funny #religionisbullshit
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I've been listening to Taylor Swift since the 7th grade. You can’t be surprised that a woman whose entire music career was started because of a song about centering a man is going to center another man at the end of the day.

#relatable #taylorswift
October 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How are my nostalgia people doing in 2025?

#relatable #nostalgia #funny
October 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Which Black Mirror episode are we living in?

#relatable #blackmirror #usa
October 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Here’s to Ted Cruz showing us who he really is. Also there a lot songs about Ted Cruz dedicated to much he sucks.

#talkaboutit #relatable #tedcruz
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Here’s to all the deeply insecure 1% rich boys 🫡

#relatable #tiktok #algorithm
September 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm doing a turducken with this chore list…

#relatable #todolist #tamagotchi #finch
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Man Trump will do anything to not take accountability. #portland
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM