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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 21h

Here’s to the boys who think they are doing the lords work but really, they are just keeping women from getting antibiotics for their UTIs.

#relateable #funny #religionisbullshit

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 10d

I've been listening to Taylor Swift since the 7th grade. You can’t be surprised that a woman whose entire music career was started because of a song about centering a man is going to center another man at the end of the day.

#relatable #taylorswift

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 13d

How are my nostalgia people doing in 2025?

#relatable #nostalgia #funny

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 16d

Which Black Mirror episode are we living in?

#relatable #blackmirror #usa

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 18d

Here’s to Ted Cruz showing us who he really is. Also there a lot songs about Ted Cruz dedicated to much he sucks.

#talkaboutit #relatable #tedcruz

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 19d

Here’s to all the deeply insecure 1% rich boys 🫡

#relatable #tiktok #algorithm

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 21d

I'm doing a turducken with this chore list…

#relatable #todolist #tamagotchi #finch

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 21d

Man Trump will do anything to not take accountability. #portland

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 22d

Totally the same right…

#relatable #biggestfear #micro

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · 23d

RIP TikTok you will never be the same again…

#talkaboutit #tiktok #neverthesame #oracle

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Hollywood Theatre @hollywoodtheatre.org · Apr 5

Isn't She Great celebrates women in comedy and Easter weekend on Saturday, April 12th with THE HOUSE BUNNY! Co-hosted by Elizabeth Teets and Anthony Hudson, this edition opens with stand-up by Portland’s own @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social.

Tickets: hollywoodtheatre.org/show/the-house-bunny

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 24

Dating a man for his bathtub is using him but like in a hot way

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 23

If wine is the blood of Christ, and wafers are the body of Christ, then what is Elon’s Ketamine?

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 23

Elon Musk has I live in a basement of a theater and trick young girls into singing by making them think I’m their dead dad energy…

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 13

If you have a brain worm, that’s a disability! RFK Jr. Is a DEI hire!

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 11

How the fuck are we all in Elon Musk K hole.

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 7

Who could have for seen a nepo baby being so broken inside 🧐

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 4

Wait there’s a new Bridget Jones movie and fascism is back all in the same year that's too much nostalgia

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Feb 3

The men in the federal government are erasing pronouns from federal sites, I guess their pronouns are little/ bitch.

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Jan 27

A lot of men are emotionally dumb, not all men but most of them

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Jan 24

I started asking the trolls for primary and secondary sources, for some reason they go away after that 😂

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Jan 21

Mainstream media: we're not sure what that gesture was.

Every none supporter:

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Jan 21

2/2 Deep down they are just sad little boys who never grew up and their greatest weakness is they will never be whole because you can’t buy healing from trauma and for that I pity them.

Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Jan 21

1/2 It’s gonna be hard times. But just a reminder that all these men in power are deeply insecure. That’s the root of narcissism. If they weren’t, they wouldn’t dictate or buy to gain power.

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Danelle Porter @makingyoulaugh.bsky.social · Jan 21

Men would rather become dictators instead of going to therapy