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Things parents were wrong about:
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Things parents were wrong about:
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
-Employment
-Music
-Gay People
Things parents were right about:
-holy shit tomatoes are so fucking good man
How it feels to have a fractional moment in time where I can feel proud to be an American again
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How it feels to have a fractional moment in time where I can feel proud to be an American again
DICK CHENEY IS DEAD AND JARED ISAACMAN'S NASA NOMINATION IS ALIVE
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
DICK CHENEY IS DEAD AND JARED ISAACMAN'S NASA NOMINATION IS ALIVE
Downside of using hinge: feels like trying to sext on linkedin
Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts
Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Downside of using hinge: feels like trying to sext on linkedin
Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts
Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts
I put my chud son in a taffy puller every day for a year and this happened
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I put my chud son in a taffy puller every day for a year and this happened
Started carrying one of these around to take the edge off
October 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Started carrying one of these around to take the edge off
not now hoe I'm playing bowmaster prelude
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
not now hoe I'm playing bowmaster prelude
I've had enough. I'm going to the one online public square that hasn't yet been compromised by the "state" of Israel
October 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I've had enough. I'm going to the one online public square that hasn't yet been compromised by the "state" of Israel
not now hoe I'm listening to my favorite album 🔥
September 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
not now hoe I'm listening to my favorite album 🔥
"HEY DID YOU SEE THAT NEW FURRY ALBUM HAS FAT BREEDABLE DEER ASS ON THE COVER?!"
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"HEY DID YOU SEE THAT NEW FURRY ALBUM HAS FAT BREEDABLE DEER ASS ON THE COVER?!"
I saw a movie last night and this was my immediate thought when it was over
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I saw a movie last night and this was my immediate thought when it was over
If you ever need more data points that AI is vapor, you can read this poem written by a six year old that has orders of magnitude more potent artistry than anything ever written by a language model:
September 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you ever need more data points that AI is vapor, you can read this poem written by a six year old that has orders of magnitude more potent artistry than anything ever written by a language model:
Sorry I can't join the match right now my cat is aura farming
September 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sorry I can't join the match right now my cat is aura farming
Liquid oxygen both looking like this and being one of two things most rockets are filled with feels so right. Like look at that and tell me it doesn't look like spaceship fuel
September 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Liquid oxygen both looking like this and being one of two things most rockets are filled with feels so right. Like look at that and tell me it doesn't look like spaceship fuel
We used to dream about moments like this
September 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We used to dream about moments like this
We need to start charging these hoes with stolen valor
August 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We need to start charging these hoes with stolen valor
August 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe
August 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe
Some appropriate reading for my flight to Vancouver today (Air Canada bitched out and gave the unions the money they deserve) (I'm getting puppy hole)
August 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Some appropriate reading for my flight to Vancouver today (Air Canada bitched out and gave the unions the money they deserve) (I'm getting puppy hole)
Hey can you hold this with your mouth for me real quick
August 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hey can you hold this with your mouth for me real quick
"Damn, I really wish I had a more convenient way to traverse this theme park"
The humble monorail:
The humble monorail:
August 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Damn, I really wish I had a more convenient way to traverse this theme park"
The humble monorail:
The humble monorail:
