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MECO!

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · Aug 6

Engineer (derogatory)

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 1h

I stand by these apps being a good thing to practice with, because you'll never need sharp flirting skills more than when you're at a bar with a member of the general public that knows that you bark during sex

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 1h

Downside of using hinge: feels like trying to sext on linkedin

Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 1h

ENORMOUS. HUGE. TOWERING.

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 6h

I put my chud son in a taffy puller every day for a year and this happened

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 1d

Grabbing the woke milk out of my fridge to make my gay latte and then pulling out a second, thinner, woker milk to make my gay cereal

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 6d

Started carrying one of these around to take the edge off

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 7d

not now hoe I'm playing bowmaster prelude

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 8d

The taco bell drive through app (industry) and its consequences have been a disaster for the doggy race (me)

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 9d

"I shouldn't stop using AI because corporations are going to blow up the planet anyway" is rick and morty levels of selfish "everything is chemicals" loser nihilism, and we should treat it as such when we encounter it

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 10d

Accessing my genetic memory like assassin's creed in order to write more generic bisexual man indie rock

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HEALTH @health.band · Aug 7

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🔞cumsel🔞 @cumsel.bsky.social · 13d

catching up!

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12d

If you have a soft hole and give off grungey vibes like you live in the woods: hello hey hi there <3

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12d

One time when I met this bottom on a con elevator and got him back to my room he nonchalantly cleaned out with a plastic water bottle that was lying around. It was embarrassingly hot

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 12d

It all makes sense now

youtu.be/peK7167CsGU?...

Coyote pack of 6 hootin’ and hollerin’ in camera view

YouTube video by AZ Desert Critters

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 13d

Captain, on my home world of Vulcan we do not have the primitive earth devices knows as "condoms."

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 13d

I've had enough. I'm going to the one online public square that hasn't yet been compromised by the "state" of Israel

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 16d

When I was like six I had a crush on an Applebee's hostess and my grandma bought me roses to give to her so what I'm trying to say is that I was born and raised with the love of the game

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 16d

My version of body dysmorphia is when Spotify adds suggested songs to my playlist and I have to painstakingly remove every single Radiohead song while knowing that something associated my taste with them

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 17d

"My community is too cool they make beautiful art that is too hot and based and joyful my steak too juicy woe is me" do you know what people for 99% of the length of human history would give to be free of their bonds like this

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 17d

not now hoe I'm listening to my favorite album 🔥

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 17d

"HEY DID YOU SEE THAT NEW FURRY ALBUM HAS FAT BREEDABLE DEER ASS ON THE COVER?!"

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MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 18d

I saw a movie last night and this was my immediate thought when it was over

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 19d

100 billion dollars and Meta can't come close to the fires of creation produced by a child's mind, absolutely mogged

MECO! @mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 19d

If you ever need more data points that AI is vapor, you can read this poem written by a six year old that has orders of magnitude more potent artistry than anything ever written by a language model:

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