Cranking Ray and the boys, and making cabbage soup.
Live fast, die young
Live fast, die young
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Cranking Ray and the boys, and making cabbage soup.
Live fast, die young
Live fast, die young
When you’re in the mafia but also want to celebrate the Christmas season
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When you’re in the mafia but also want to celebrate the Christmas season
My favorite part of the Christmas season
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My favorite part of the Christmas season
Taco Bowls. Perhaps my finest achievement in a kitchen
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Taco Bowls. Perhaps my finest achievement in a kitchen
Working at a shared computer, and frankly, I’m a little concerned about the anti-itch meds.
Finding some gloves.
Finding some gloves.
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Working at a shared computer, and frankly, I’m a little concerned about the anti-itch meds.
Finding some gloves.
Finding some gloves.
Every article of clothing I wear today has to include the word “thermal.”
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Every article of clothing I wear today has to include the word “thermal.”
Single occupancy?
I think I’ve been missing out at my local grocery store
I think I’ve been missing out at my local grocery store
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Single occupancy?
I think I’ve been missing out at my local grocery store
I think I’ve been missing out at my local grocery store
Why, in the name of all that’s holy, is this hard to stream?
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Why, in the name of all that’s holy, is this hard to stream?
It’s the time of giving
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s the time of giving
“What’s for breakfast?”
“Diabetes.”
“Diabetes.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“What’s for breakfast?”
“Diabetes.”
“Diabetes.”
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
Sunday morning, and I’m going to church
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Sunday morning, and I’m going to church
When you’re at the Sears’ portrait studio and the edible kicks in
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When you’re at the Sears’ portrait studio and the edible kicks in
“Snap it up, kids. Those arteries got a long way to go.”
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Snap it up, kids. Those arteries got a long way to go.”
Next week, the Republicans will hold their “No Kinks” rallies
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Next week, the Republicans will hold their “No Kinks” rallies
Anime fan, one would hope
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Anime fan, one would hope
Working on Sunday is tolerable when you have cheese in a can
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Working on Sunday is tolerable when you have cheese in a can
The Royal couple, the President, and the First Lampshade
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Royal couple, the President, and the First Lampshade
Fuck it. We’re celebrating ham.
July 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Fuck it. We’re celebrating ham.
We all been there
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We all been there
I succumbed and bought my cat soup. More of a bisque actually.
(I need to get out more)
(I need to get out more)
June 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I succumbed and bought my cat soup. More of a bisque actually.
(I need to get out more)
(I need to get out more)
When hauling a ladder, and you don’t have anything to hang, a Santa hat will do
May 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When hauling a ladder, and you don’t have anything to hang, a Santa hat will do
Something kept taking my dog’s bones off the deck. I was guessing raccoon, fox, or skunk.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
May 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Something kept taking my dog’s bones off the deck. I was guessing raccoon, fox, or skunk.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Tried this line in high school, never worked,
May 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tried this line in high school, never worked,