mainemansam.bsky.social
@mainemansam.bsky.social
Frequently sardonic Libra
Cranking Ray and the boys, and making cabbage soup.

Live fast, die young
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When you’re in the mafia but also want to celebrate the Christmas season
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My favorite part of the Christmas season
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Taco Bowls. Perhaps my finest achievement in a kitchen
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Working at a shared computer, and frankly, I’m a little concerned about the anti-itch meds.

Finding some gloves.
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every article of clothing I wear today has to include the word “thermal.”
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Single occupancy?

I think I’ve been missing out at my local grocery store
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why, in the name of all that’s holy, is this hard to stream?
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s the time of giving
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The early December weather can only be described as “godforsaken.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trying to find the best mail-order Biscotti.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“What’s for breakfast?”

“Diabetes.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Stringing a garden hose through the house to clean a rarely used shower proved to be a regrettable decision.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love being barefoot most of all
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Great. I’m home in time for Final Jeopardy.”

Fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
For some reason I have a bag of pistachios

I also have sore fucking fingernails.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Saturday Night.

(And I’m Googling “bulk socks.”)
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
According to my broken barometer, it’s “very dry.”

Just like it has been for past 267 days.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Facebook just suggested an event I might like: an ABBA Tribute band.

I rather stab myself in the face with a #2 pencil
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sunday morning, and I’m going to church
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
$1.99 frozen baked mini quiche?
Fuck yes.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have to Google “short shower pipe.”

I’m not looking forward to the results.
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When you’re at the Sears’ portrait studio and the edible kicks in
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM