Maiah Maline
@maiahmaline.bsky.social
Snarky, but harmless. Loves a good pun or turn of phrase. You make me laugh, I’ll probably follow you. Liberal, but politically wandering in the wasteland at the moment. Uncle to five cats.
When the president spews so much BS every day and you have to wade through it all, of course you’re going to have shitty shoes!
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
When the president spews so much BS every day and you have to wade through it all, of course you’re going to have shitty shoes!
Oh! It’s on! LFG!
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Oh! It’s on! LFG!
Somin-EX-president
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Somin-EX-president
Why get all those MRIs when they could’ve just asked Johnson what Trump looked like on the inside?
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Why get all those MRIs when they could’ve just asked Johnson what Trump looked like on the inside?
And her margin of victory was 39.5% vs 9% last night.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And her margin of victory was 39.5% vs 9% last night.
What is the tariff on Canadian icons?
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What is the tariff on Canadian icons?
Wonder how long it’ll take van epps to be sworn in. 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wonder how long it’ll take van epps to be sworn in. 🤔
Weren’t they initially sent in to assist the police?
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Weren’t they initially sent in to assist the police?
And then he clapped his hands excitedly and immediately broke out his 64 pack of crayolas!
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
And then he clapped his hands excitedly and immediately broke out his 64 pack of crayolas!
When you get a beetle stuck in your grille and the beetle wins!
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
When you get a beetle stuck in your grille and the beetle wins!
He’s getting infusions of Alzheimer’s drugs. Would explain the bruised hand from the infusions, the regular MRIs to monitor the infusions, and the cognitive tests to monitor the progress.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
He’s getting infusions of Alzheimer’s drugs. Would explain the bruised hand from the infusions, the regular MRIs to monitor the infusions, and the cognitive tests to monitor the progress.
And keep a pot or big bowl full of soapy water in the sink to scrub things as you go.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
And keep a pot or big bowl full of soapy water in the sink to scrub things as you go.
Was she wearing a collard? Green?
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Was she wearing a collard? Green?
And Trump wats to build himself an arch as well…. Hmmmm…
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
And Trump wats to build himself an arch as well…. Hmmmm…
It’s just a shame that we’ll have to wait at least another 200 years to shove him out of the top 100.
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It’s just a shame that we’ll have to wait at least another 200 years to shove him out of the top 100.
And Apple won’t let us know where they are?
October 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
And Apple won’t let us know where they are?
Don’t you mean stollen?
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don’t you mean stollen?
Call me puerile, but it would make me giggle to see a video of her reduced to squatting in an alley nearby😁!
October 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Call me puerile, but it would make me giggle to see a video of her reduced to squatting in an alley nearby😁!
Make ICE haul around their own porta-potties for them to use!
October 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Make ICE haul around their own porta-potties for them to use!