Maiah Maline
@maiahmaline.bsky.social
Snarky, but harmless. Loves a good pun or turn of phrase. You make me laugh, I’ll probably follow you. Liberal, but politically wandering in the wasteland at the moment. Uncle to five cats.
“He was a controversial figure…. A lot of people didn’t like him… Well, you know, things happen.”
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“He was a controversial figure…. A lot of people didn’t like him… Well, you know, things happen.”
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
- Trump, referring to Kashoggi.
Could say the same thing about Charlie Kirk.
What do I consider home? On a basic level, it’s the three s’s and an e: shit, sleep, shower and eat. But I love my neighbor’s dogs. And I love chilling with a drink after work. It’s all living one day at a time . I’m home,
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What do I consider home? On a basic level, it’s the three s’s and an e: shit, sleep, shower and eat. But I love my neighbor’s dogs. And I love chilling with a drink after work. It’s all living one day at a time . I’m home,
Can’t we just agree, 47 just needs to be 25thed?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Can’t we just agree, 47 just needs to be 25thed?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
Get rid of dementia Donnie?
Salad is overrated. It’s just saving space until a real meal comes along.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Salad is overrated. It’s just saving space until a real meal comes along.
I think there should be less talky-talky and more challenge on survivor! Just get to it!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think there should be less talky-talky and more challenge on survivor! Just get to it!
I think the question of the day is: am I a stoner? Should I be stoned? Pummel me with your pebbles!
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think the question of the day is: am I a stoner? Should I be stoned? Pummel me with your pebbles!
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Watched some news with a few beers.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
June 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Watched some news with a few beers.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
Now I’m watching Ink Master with a cup of herbal tea.
Aaaah…. I feel much better now. Less drama.
I’m not particularly religious, but I kinda would love to sit down next to Jesus in a dive bar and have a couple of beers. I bet he’d be awesome at pool. He might even let me win a game or two.
May 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m not particularly religious, but I kinda would love to sit down next to Jesus in a dive bar and have a couple of beers. I bet he’d be awesome at pool. He might even let me win a game or two.
At least Trump can take solace in the fact that his term in office won’t be the worst out of all the Presidents.
At least not his first term.
At least not his first term.
May 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
At least Trump can take solace in the fact that his term in office won’t be the worst out of all the Presidents.
At least not his first term.
At least not his first term.
I now believe in the possibility of everlasting life.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I now believe in the possibility of everlasting life.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
Because these last 100 days have lasted an eternity.
Adso is maxin’ and relaxin’. Chillin’ like a villain.
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Adso is maxin’ and relaxin’. Chillin’ like a villain.
Shoutenfreude - Taking pleasure in someone throwing a tantrum over a perceived slight that they brought upon themselves.
April 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Shoutenfreude - Taking pleasure in someone throwing a tantrum over a perceived slight that they brought upon themselves.
I just made chocolate marshmallow cookies. They were a mess. But they were cookies. With milk. All is okay.
March 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I just made chocolate marshmallow cookies. They were a mess. But they were cookies. With milk. All is okay.
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Free Mahmoud Khalil!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Free Mahmoud Khalil!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Free Mahmoud Khalil!
March 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Free Mahmoud Khalil!
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Making scrambled eggs is the new “make it rain” way to flaunt your wealth.
March 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Making scrambled eggs is the new “make it rain” way to flaunt your wealth.
Screw this Sh!t. I’m going to do my Duolingo lesson! Gotta keep that streak alive!
I’m learning Spanish.
I’m learning Spanish.
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Screw this Sh!t. I’m going to do my Duolingo lesson! Gotta keep that streak alive!
I’m learning Spanish.
I’m learning Spanish.
Al Green is my hero. Get in some good trouble, brother.
March 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Al Green is my hero. Get in some good trouble, brother.
I’m going to need to be a LOT more drunk to watch this Sh!t. Pray for me that I can show up for work tomorrow.
March 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m going to need to be a LOT more drunk to watch this Sh!t. Pray for me that I can show up for work tomorrow.
If Zelenskyy comes back and kisses Trump’s ass, maybe MSNBC will make him the anchor for Morning Joe.
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If Zelenskyy comes back and kisses Trump’s ass, maybe MSNBC will make him the anchor for Morning Joe.
I wonder what Trump would do if Zelenskyy turned around and signed a rare earth metals deal with the EU?
March 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I wonder what Trump would do if Zelenskyy turned around and signed a rare earth metals deal with the EU?
I apologize to Ukraine and all Ukrainians on behalf of this stupid bullying orange MFer that less than half of our country voted for. I am so sorry. You deserve better than this ignoramus.
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I apologize to Ukraine and all Ukrainians on behalf of this stupid bullying orange MFer that less than half of our country voted for. I am so sorry. You deserve better than this ignoramus.
Fox News is incredible!
No. I really mean that. They’re not credible.
No. I really mean that. They’re not credible.
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Fox News is incredible!
No. I really mean that. They’re not credible.
No. I really mean that. They’re not credible.